Agghh! bird flu! We're all gonna dieee!

[cqueen]

My Mum will be first... she lives over the road from there!

"you coming over for sunday lunch Chris?"

"not likely!"

[Simple]

Over the road from where?

Huh eh? confused
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[Ste]

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/suffolk/6327193.stm

[sagiliam]

Better not have any wandering turkeys tootling on down to ipswich or felixstowe.

Bird flu sir?
No thank you, ill stick to man flu

[john2]

Bird flu FTW!

[Finglonga]

Bootifull!
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[Scouse]

[queen of string]

All the Bernard Matthews stuff in Morrisons was half price. You cant get it from cooked stuff so I stocked up .
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[Jamie S]

The 159,000 other turkeys on the farm will now have to be slaughtered.

^ Seems a job for ALEXG the badger killer.
pmsl @ Scouses pic
lol

[Pte1643]

Didn't see or hear the story on the news.

First I heard was when I got into work. There was an Ambulance locked up outside in the far corner of the station car park.

It's been used to transfer some sick bloke from Bernies.

Just waiting to hear if he had "The Flu", before we dare use the motor again.

[cqueen]

[killa]

"The 159,000 other turkeys on the farm will now have to be slaughtered"

I'd like this job, with a box of hand grenades and a desert Eagle.
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[cqueen]

In Bungay which is about a mile away, there is a famous round about called 'chicken round about' because, there are about 25 wild chickens that live on the round about! weird but true... I'm guessing they will all have to be slaughterd now too?

[instigator]

Hope not....that's quite cool. Wild chickens........on a roundabout.

[phantomtek]

[freestyler_onli]

LOL!!!!!!!!

[Pte1643]

[cqueen]

[Pte1643]

[phantomtek]

Movie Guy Voice

A viral outbreak on a small island caused farmers to abandon chickens on a roundabout, now, they must fight........to survive....

Only 24 hours between life and death, they must formulate a plan to stop the infection spreading and ultimately turning them into........Zombie Chickens!

Follow Feathers and his gang as they try to save their 'peep' from the cull and also win the girl, all whilst doing battle with the Evil Farmer 'Gruber Killalot' (Played by Alan Rickman, Die Hard version)!

Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger as 'Feathers McDuff' and Vince Vaughn as his wise cracking sidekick 'Clucky Dos Birdseed', with guest appearances from Lee McGee as the clumsy-but-loveable barn owl, 'Squawky O'Reilly' and the sexy Scarlett Johansson as 'Birdy Layanegg', this summer is sure to be one that you will never forget!

Coming this summer, WILD CHICKENS.......ON A ROUNDABOUT.

Rated R, for retarded.

/End Movie Guy Voice

[Jamie S]

nothing 2 see here

[Harley Godzisz]

Here was the 1st sightin gof bird flu in paris...

https://www.daveblog.net/images/birdflu.jpeg

[sagiliam]

meh not to worry. Well all been fine as long as you keep taking:

[Gpz 900R]

First the prossies now the turkeys , you've got no chance of getting a gobble in Suffolk