SMARMY POLICE

[WildGoose]

it really annoys me how they seem to love the power, and say stuff as if they are doin you a big favour

i got pulled today again, which in itself is no big surprise

he claimed my filtering was illegal, and maybe i was goin to fast or whatever, and he was mainly goin on about the bus lane

so he says "do you know what the fine is?" i say no, he says "well you dont really wanna know do you" i say "not especially"

he says "well you see that red book, thats the fine book, but its a nice sunny day and the birds are singing and im in a good mood so im not gonna get that book"

GARGH!!!

i could have smacked him right there, im not complaining that i got out of a fine, but why be such a fuckin twat about it

what am i sposed to say to that "oh thank you, can i lick your arse clean pls?"

another producer bleh

what do cops in this country have against motorbikes