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yambabe
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PostPosted: 17:37 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Anyone want a Russian woman? Reply with quote

Shocked Had possibly the most bizarre email ever today. Bear in mind it came in on the account "[email protected]"

mad Russian bird wrote:
Hello!!!

How are you? My name is Nadejda. I am 26 years old. I live in Russia,
city Yoshkar-Ola. I am cheerful woman, and like to do many things as
sport, camping, go to the cinema, theatre etc. In a word I like to do
all what like all people. I work in marketing structure on sale of
cosmetics. My dream this travel abroad. I know the english language
well enough.. I began to study english language approximately one year
ago. I wish tell to you history which have pushed me write to you. 8
months ago I have got acquainted with the man from other country by
name Justin. During this time we had good relations. We have
understood that our relations become serious and we have decided to
meet in his country. I wrote the application for reception the visa. I
waited reception of the visa approximately half of year. All time I
kept in touch with Justin through the internet and often called to
each other. I and Justin waited reception of the visa to our meeting.
I have received the invitation from the ambassador for reception of
the visa. My director has given me long-term holiday from work and I
have gone to Moscow to receive the visa. I informed good news to
Justin, but he has answered, that does not want our meeting. He
played with me. He has informed that has the wife with two children
and at all has no plans to meet me. I was not ready to such turn of
events. I could not think what even after 8 months of acquaintance he
can so unscrupulously act with me. Now I am in Moscow trip to Moscow
and reception of visa. I do not want that all was gone for nothing and
will be glad if my visa will be useful to our meeting. I could arrive
already through 4-5 days, but a problem in that that now I have no man
which would like my arrival. Probable it will silly sound but if you
will be interested in a meeting with the good woman I shall like to
meet you sometime soon! As Justin was dishonest with me I have
decided to find the man which is interested to meet the woman from
Russia. I do not know your ideas about my letter, but it would be fine
if we could meet and have some weeks or months together. On my trip I
want to receive rest from my work and a life in Russia. Also the basic
purpose for the future it is search good men for serious attitudes
which go to a marriage. I have no children, but I want to have
children in the future. I am the mature woman and ready to creation of
family with good man. I do not know what you really search in the
future but if we could meet I shall be happy to discuss with you more
about our meeting. What are you going to do this time? It would be
fine if we could meet, do friendship or more than simply friendship. I
shall be happy if you also have a free time and we could meet soon. I
do not know your interests, but anyhow write to me back and I shall
tell to you more about myself. Write to me all that you want. Maybe we
have similar plans and it will be interesting to us together.

You can write all that you want. Ask any questions which interest you.
Write to me back and I shall tell more about myself and send more my
photos.

Please, write to me back on my regular e-mail: [email protected]
Have a good day,

Nadejda.


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PostPosted: 18:49 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I want a russian women. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:02 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shouldn't this be in 'Found on the Net?'

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yambabe
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PostPosted: 20:12 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

NO cos I didn't find it on the net, I found it on my bloody pc at work! Nestled in amongst all the spam for Viagra that I get on a daily basis on that email account. Rolling Eyes

No takers then? I might have to reply to her myself....... Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i work in a recrtuitment agency, where on the industrial side, there are quite a few fairly decent eastern european temps asking us for work.

One bloke is dating two, a Lithuanian and a Polish one.

Unfortunately im on the HGV driving side, so dont get to meet any of them Sad
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PostPosted: 21:07 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

colin1 wrote:
Unfortunately im on the HGV driving side, so dont get to meet any of them Sad


No you just get to roll them up in carpet and dump them by the side of the motorway. Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:11 - 16 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:31 - 18 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only if she doesn't do OWO
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PostPosted: 00:56 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

can she cook?
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PostPosted: 02:50 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

What she has neglected to say is that she is 6'8", can benchpress 130 kilos, has a full beard and can crack coconuts between her thighs....... Laughing Laughing

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PostPosted: 10:43 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I haven't seen this scam since '99. Must be time to tune the spam filters again Sad
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PostPosted: 12:05 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

A old collegue at another company I used to work for went to Russia and bought back a bride. So, the Russian ladies probably know there is sucess to be had.

He met her on the net first

www.buyarussianbride.com
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PostPosted: 12:14 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

MonkeyPie the link doesn't work and I wants to go window shopping for russian brides now god damm it!!
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PostPosted: 12:18 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bennett211085 wrote:
MonkeyPie the link doesn't work and I wants to go window shopping for russian brides now god damm it!!

https://brides.ru/ ?
but why buy when you can rent?
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PostPosted: 12:34 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

techierob wrote:
bennett211085 wrote:
MonkeyPie the link doesn't work and I wants to go window shopping for russian brides now god damm it!!

https://brides.ru/ ?
but why buy when you can rent?


True true
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you think she can cook a sunday roast?
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got nearly the EXACT same email (work for a college) but by a woman called Ekaterina. Only other difference was the Justin chaps name changed to Patrick half way through Confused

It was sent from '[email protected]' but personal address was '[email protected]'


I checked the email address it was sent from (via google) and it came back with a internet cafe company in america



So as you do I replied with....


Dear Ekaterina

I read your amazing letter, you sound like goodness from above. My name Patrick, but don’t let that deter you, I like walks good in park fine nice is and Russian girls I lot like. You have my visa if there love but require picture I do. But you must pleasure me in many ways or you not live in HOUSE with me and mother.

I much await your reply with picture.



Lord Patrick of Chelmsford






Sent that email to 2 addresses, her 'personal one' and to the address it was sent. BUT the one that went to the original address just bounced back.

Regardless to say i didn't get a reply Sad Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I haven't seen this scam since '99. Must be time to tune the spam filters again


How is it a scam exactly?
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PostPosted: 15:51 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattd wrote:
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I haven't seen this scam since '99. Must be time to tune the spam filters again


How is it a scam exactly?

Now you mention it, it's got spoofed headers, gets sent in bulk to lists of regularly spammed addresses and uses a very unconvincing template (that incidentally appears in the spamassassin default configs). I suppose it must be genuine then Very Happy

original:
https://www.scamtypes.com/?p=83

redux:
https://www.scamtypes.com/?p=118
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PostPosted: 20:26 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

do you think they actually have cooking skills?
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

GodzGift wrote:
do you think they actually have cooking skills?


Mine do.
But then they ain't being paid to cook Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:43 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm with GodzGift on this one, and how much do I have to pay em?? Do I just buy the food then she cooks it and gets to live in my house and country and gets to service my every need?? Confused
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PostPosted: 22:06 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bloke at my work has dumped his eastern block bird (not sure what happened to the other one)

apparently its too hard work trying to communicate with her, and apparently one time she took ages getting ready to go out. All too much hassle apparently

i wonder if he just dumped her because people at work were winding him up about her

Or maybe he was never really going out with her.

Who knows
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PostPosted: 22:08 - 19 Feb 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bennett211085 wrote:
I'm with GodzGift on this one, and how much do I have to pay em?? Do I just buy the food then she cooks it and gets to live in my house and country and gets to service my every need?? Confused


that does sound good
although, maybe rent out your house, and you rent one for you and her to live in. That way she doesnt get half your house.
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