Monkeys.... Aren't they great?

Draven · Derestricted Danger Joined: 29 Mar 2002 Karma :

Hey - Don't you think monkeys are great? Rob, Annabella, zaknafien, and air will know what i mean Smile

heheh... but no, seriously folks... what would you train your monkey to do?

zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

SHOCK THE MONKEY!
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Draven · Derestricted Danger Joined: 29 Mar 2002 Karma :

just thought that all present for the conception of the safety monkey would appreciate this....

https://members.aol.com/will220583/pics/monkey.jpeg
Found it at random on the net just after starting this topic....
Enjoy!

James · Spanner Monkey Joined: 25 Feb 2002 Karma :

Top notch monkey antics
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NELLY · Derestricted Danger Joined: 20 Apr 2002 Karma :

my frend as a bike called a monkey its cool. Laughing

NELLY

Rob · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Mar 2002 Karma :

... and who could forget that classic tv import 'monkey!' Laughing

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Keen · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Apr 2002 Karma :

G1_ · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2002 Karma :

You mean one of these... Laughing

https://www.f2motorcycles.co.uk/images/monkey2.gif

Keen · World Chat Champion Joined: 03 Apr 2002 Karma :

yeah close but thats a dodgy chinese replica- my brothers is an original Honda Dax 50, something like a 1983 reg- Looks alot better IMO. I'll post a pic sometime soon.

Prince Phillip has one of those easy rider Dax copies doesn't he?

James · Spanner Monkey Joined: 25 Feb 2002 Karma :

WaHay, my mate had a Monkey Bike when i was a nipper.
Never actually saw a monkey ride it, but still, top two-wheel monkey machinery.

Happy Memories
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air · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

A safety monkey(tm) is not just for christmas, its for life, remember that kiddies...............

zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

rob stole my monkey Sad

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Rob · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Mar 2002 Karma :

zaknafien · Joined: 25 Mar 2002 Karma :

YOU LIE!!

you stole that monkey! stew distracted me Sad

that's it, the weddings off!!
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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Zak, Rob darlings, please, don' t let this little dispute ruin your wonderful relationship - I know as well as everyone else you love each other dearly. Why not share the monkey?

TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

What the heck is all this business about Monkeys!? (heh - monkey business Razz

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Please explain (in non-monkey terms, preferably)...

Tin

Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Well, it's all a little obscure really.

It started on Thursday night (or Friday morning about 1am) when there were a few of us on the live chat - Draven, rob, andy zak. Draven started the whole "monkey" thing and how fantastic there are, and for some reason the others just, well, joined it!

To be frank, the conversation took rather a turn for the worse!

Doddmaster · World Chat Champion Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

I hate monkeys. When my neigbour's monkey comes in my garden I shoot at it with my pellet gun. Then i set my cats on the bar steward

TiN · Pocket Tin Joined: 14 Feb 2002 Karma :

I thought that there'd be a rational explaination to it all...(!)... :P...you don't wanna get mixed up with these dodgy guys Anna!...they're only after one thing: Monkeys! (aarggh, it's contagious!)...

...heh...

Tin

air · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

I take full credit/responsibility for the monkey(tm), monkey being the current word of the week(R) in my head, well at the time, which was about 1am.... i'm spechul!

Draven · Derestricted Danger Joined: 29 Mar 2002 Karma :

that's true anna - air did indeed start the cycle of monkeys, introducing the idea of a safety monkey... then a helper monkey... and then someone just had to bring the tone down by trying to lube their monkey up - oh hang on, that was me! and to anyone trying to find a logical reason for why there's a post dedicated to monkeys on here... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Twisted Evil

Draven · Derestricted Danger Joined: 29 Mar 2002 Karma :

that's true anna - air did indeed start the cycle of monkeys, introducing the idea of a safety monkey... then a helper monkey... and then someone just had to bring the tone down by trying to lube their monkey up - oh hang on, that was me! and to anyone trying to find a logical reason for why there's a post dedicated to monkeys on here... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Twisted Evil

G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

My monkey will kick all your monkey's ares's Razz

Scooby · Scrappy Doo Joined: 26 Mar 2002 Karma :

Draven why do you always post your messages twice??? You got a stutter??? Laughing

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Well, he actually posted it once, than his helper monkey (not to be confused with safety monkey nor 'special duties' monkey) posted it again for him - not realising that the task had already been completed.

(Our monkeys talk to one another)