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woo
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PostPosted: 14:51 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: What to use when you get pulled out on or cut up! Reply with quote

I was thinking of buying this sword to cut peoples cars with when they pull out in front of me, cut me up, or talk on their mobile phone whilst driving!

Now il be able to say well you cut me up just now its my turn to cut you up!! Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 14:56 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You picked the gayest looking sword ever! Laughing
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i just kick the wing mirrors off makes me feel much better Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:11 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I personally cant see a man with a pink belly top and tight jeans wealding this sword (Russel Brand)!

So no this sword aint gay!

lol!
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PostPosted: 15:16 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

What you want is a little sample pot of white paint, slightly unscrewed. Lob it at the windscreen. Never done this, although the thought has come to mind when in a high state of self righteous indignation.
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PostPosted: 15:26 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

woo wrote:
I personally cant see a man with a pink belly top and tight jeans wealding this sword (Russel Brand)!

So no this sword aint gay!

lol!


Its pretty damn camp.
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reminds me of something that should have been in "conan the barbarian"
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was thinking more Xena:warrior princess.
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PostPosted: 16:13 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nah its the mighty sword of ODIN!

If i get a picture of Frostmourne of up now thats a true sword!
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PostPosted: 16:16 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

wasnt it featured in one episode of queer as folk? my mrs keeps going on about the main characters elaborate weapon... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 16:25 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dunno never seen seen queer as folk is it some sort of sci fi programme?
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PostPosted: 16:32 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

woo wrote:
I personally cant see a man with a pink belly top and tight jeans wealding this sword (Russel Brand)!

So no this sword aint gay!

it looks like a Man 'O War stage prop:
https://www.zonicweb.net/badalbmcvrs/manowar.jpg

I'm sorry, but that makes it as camp as a row of pink tents
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PostPosted: 16:34 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

woo wrote:
Dunno never seen seen queer as folk is it some sort of sci fi programme?


You do get to see men boldly going where no man has gone before...
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PostPosted: 16:46 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only just though of it?

Look at my swords...

https://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c282/M0LOT0V/OMG%20SWORDS/CRW_0315.jpg?t=1172850672

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PostPosted: 16:56 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ok so thats a lot of swords!

I know that if i have fight with u ill have to cheat by getting my Mrs to flash her tits to get you distracted!

And just how on earth can a sword be gay/camp?

there aint one speck of pink on it?
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PostPosted: 17:06 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's brash, overly-ornate, ugly; need we go on? It also looks like it would snap like a twig if you actually hit something with it.
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too heavy and unwieldly, it was never designed for use. A short sword, japanese variety would be better, much like the 2nd yellow-handled one m0l0t0v has. Or better still, a cavalry sabre, designed for slashing down from the saddle, and curved so you don't get it stuck in someone.

What an evil thread this is Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

SoulRider wrote:
Reminds me of something that should have been in "conan the barbarian"


More like 'Rowan the Librarian'

I'm with Marjay on this , that is one step up from a
'Pork Sword'...........was it Graham Nortons by any chance?
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Re: What to use when you get pulled out on or cut up! Reply with quote

woo wrote:
I was thinking of buying this sword to cut peoples cars with when they pull out in front of me, cut me up, or talk on their mobile phone whilst driving!


Just kick the door, that's what I do, and there's less chance of being arrested on suspicion of murder Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If everyone had to carry a sword by law, that is the one Graham Norton would have.
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PostPosted: 18:59 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

By the power of Grayskull.... Wink
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PostPosted: 20:01 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats a letter opener! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

A month or 2 ago was out on a ride and a pikey (probaly no insurance) pulled out right infront of me in his rust bucket of a van, i had to swerve to avode hitting him. As i went past him i held my arms out and he leant out of the window and started shouting and swearing at me, only for my mate who was following me to come past and take a swipe at his hand as he was doing a V sine at me. He jumped out of his skin Thumbs Up Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 02 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finglonga wrote:
Thats a letter opener! Mr. Green

For the kind of letter that nice well educated boys at public school write to their friends on lavender scented note paper to express their fondness for each other.
It is like a pink Lambretta. It may have high comp piston, mikuni carb and a racing can but it is still a bloody pink Lambetta and very gay.
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PostPosted: 12:15 - 03 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Phil_C wrote:
Too heavy and unwieldly, it was never designed for use. A short sword, japanese variety would be better, much like the 2nd yellow-handled one m0l0t0v has. Or better still, a cavalry sabre, designed for slashing down from the saddle, and curved so you don't get it stuck in someone.

What an evil thread this is Twisted Evil


The yellow one is oak and is shitty steel and not sharp. but it could still stab people:think:

The last one is the best, hand-forged arbon steel and sharp. VERY sharp.


woo wrote:
ok so thats a lot of swords!

I know that if i have fight with u ill have to cheat by getting my Mrs to flash her tits to get you distracted!

And just how on earth can a sword be gay/camp?

there aint one speck of pink on it?


To getme distracted? Pfft I'd cut you down and THEN stare at her tits.

Swords can be easily gay. Pink or not. Wink
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