Now I've seen it all..

[Simple]

up farm with teh woofers, I hear thundering of hooves.. odd for our fat horse, teddy.. he never even breaks into a trot let alone a full on heart attack inducing gallopp, he's legging it up the field towards the yard, two donkeys trying to follow, one of whic is 27yro..

behind them I can see lots of white flowing material..

I look a little more attentively to see the material contains... erm those of ethnic origin, some are running across the field, some are stuck in the hedge/fence and stripping...

..running down the M6 embankment are lots of police and on the hard shoulder is a lorry


ahh life's never dull down on teh farm
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[WATCHOUT!]

while I have no idea what you're saying, I will just ask you: have you seen a man eat his own head? No? Then you haven't seen everything.

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Sounds to me like its a mass suicide attempt in the British countryside or again the people who search waggons entering Brittan were on a tea break yet again

[Mister James]

I hope the police didn't chase them too hard, we've got nowhere to lock them up!

With reference to the lorry searches, they only check a small number of the thousands coming over every day.
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>Soultrader Mister James, I bet you are a copper
>Bazza Wow. Eyes like a shithouse rat, you...

[Simple]

I just hope they've all had their TB jabs and none went for a shite in the fields.. as we have cattle

The police dog handler was just stood at the top of the embankment, wasn't allowed to let the dog off as we have sheep in those fields...

apparently the police did try to ring the farm house to ask for permission to unleash their dogs.. but my gran ignored the phone thinking it would be someone selling her something

Watchout: I've seen a man 'eat' a piece of 'his' brain.. was on telly tho ...

my dog once ate a pigs brain... does that count? /shrug/
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[Mister James]

[Simple]

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