Yes, I'm immature...

[Steve H]

After watching Saw III last night I spent at least 5 minutes crouched on all fours behind the stairs with an Alpinestars glove on my hand while the wife did whatever she does in the bathroom before bedtime - As she turned the light off and walked along the darkened landing I used my gloved hand to grab her ankle causing her to scream the house down and run into the bedroom shrieking. Unfortunately I got a clout with the glove when I took it off whilst I was wetting myself with laughter (fockin' carbon fibre knuckle protectors!). Still, it was worth it

The last time I degenerated to this sort of behaviour was after we watched the Blair Witch on DVD and as she walked from the bathroom into the darkened Bedroom I was stood motionless in the corner with a sheet draped over me

She doesn't read BCF so it's safe to promise that I'll never do it again

Live in the Steve H household, it's a regurgitating cycle of japes, capers and childish acts - all perpetrated by myself I'm ashamed to say
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[killa]

It's always ace to scare the good lady once in a while, toughens them up a bit.

I still sometimes hide in the wardrobe when she comes down for bed.
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[Weedy]

That's the most hilarious thing I've heard for a while!!
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[lozzypop1]

This thread is so funny!....


Word of advice to anyone reading this.....
DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!
......Unless you're a very brave person!
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[karen_moomin]

That's funny....

But McJam knows better, I'm jumpy enough as it is. He might kill me if he tried anything.

[Jewell]

a good girl i know went to the loo.....

when she came out,i whacked the fog horn on to see her jump like feck.....i would of too tho,it was 6.30am and about 2 metres from her head!


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[xlizx]

I like to jump out from round corners at people. I was in the restaurant kitchen at work and was alone, when I turned around the chef was standing behind me and I screamed the place down!
Needless to say, I grabbed the hose from above the sink and sprayed him all over with freezing water. Hahaha, chef whites look so much better wet!

[Mary Jane]

A couple of the guys I work with will sneak up behind me if I'm working in the classroom alone. The nature of the setup is such that my back is to the door, and I have a tendency to concentrate on what I'm doing, so I don't notice them

After the first time, they learned to run because after the initial blood-curdling scream come the flailing arms and the desire for revenge.

[Weedy]

MJ I've got the most hilarious image in my head, and I'm laughing so hard I nearly fell off my chair!
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[Annabella]

to the 'H'


I had a pair of pupils try to scare me by crouching down behind the door under the desk in the studio-room. Their plot was somewhat foiled by an infectious case of the giggles... I entered to room to find two paralised little girls, stuck under the desk, hugging their violin cases, in tears. Brilliant! Made my day
I fear, if I were to ever try to scare Jon in such a way I too would be crippled with the giggles
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[Simple]

my brother gets so entranced in his computer games that I can walk into his room, stand behind him, then place both my hands on his shoulders at a key moment in his game, he'll jump out of his skin. then I'll run for my life..

..so worth it.

mwahah

was steveh an only child? (just curious)
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[BIKELESS STEVE]

Just to show romance isn't dead - our house is really quiet at night so I said to sarah "what's that noise outside - I can hear something rustling about in the garden" - walked over to the curtains (telling her to be really quiet) then let out the loudest fart I've ever done. She nearly jumped out of her skin - I collapsed in hysterics - god I'm immature.

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