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 killa Won't Shut Up

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 Posted: 12:04 - 10 Mar 2007 Post subject: Can you die from laughing? |
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Because i think i was close last night.
I was stoned and having a giggle with my missus, she went and got a small pot of Robinsons jelly out of the fridge and was eating it in the kitchen.
I decided i wanted some, but the only way id get some of it, was without a spoon, i'd just try and suck it out of the pot.
I went for the jelly and she was determind to not give me any, i wasn't using my hands at all, she spooned a chunk out of the pot and went to eat it, but i intercepted the jelly and tried sucking it off of the spoon.
She got it a bit in her mouth and got the other end.
With a short suck, the jelly shot into my mouth and hit the back of my throat, which triggered my gag reflex, which then made the jelly shoot out of my gob and hit Liz in the face.
The sound of that, and a the small red bits of jelly on her cheek almost caused me to collapse.  ____________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
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| MarJay |
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| Weedy |
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 Weedy World Chat Champion
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I seriously pulled a muscle in my chest laughing when I went to see Lee Evans live. I was laid up for a week on doctors orders!!
It was well worth it though, the guy is an absolute genius! ____________________ <CBT passed 16th Sept 2007><Theory Test passed 11th Oct 2007><Practical Test passed 19th Apr 2008>
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 hellkat Super Spammer

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| Dazbo666 |
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 Dazbo666 World Chat Champion

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I remember my stomach and ribs being really painful after seeing Billy Connolly in the Hammersmith Odeon a few years back.
I could think of some worse ways to go  ____________________ 1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
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| Steve H |
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| owdamer |
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 owdamer World Chat Champion
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Theres also the funniest joke in the world from Monty Python.
The joke was so funny that they had to have a team that each just learnt a word. One guy overheard another word and laughed so much he had a heart attack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjbYNgIi5ss |
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| Mister James |
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 Mister James I want to believe!

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Old Thread Alert!
The last post was made 19 years, 30 days ago. Instead of replying here, would creating a new thread be more useful? |
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