Winding up mates ***UPDATE***

[Minty]

Your r1NSR needs your help.

A battle has commenced between myself and a colleague to see what we can do to each others bikes as a little 'hello there', before the ride home. If it can be done so as the other commences their ride home without actually spotting what has been done, earns themselves extra merit points.

I have now run out of ideas and need some help.

So far this has been done:

Electrical tape around the horn.
Levers taped over.
Messages on notes "Gay biker for hire - see rider for details" etc.
Streamers from the zorst.
Gear lever tied into first gear.


I have just returned from a ride without noticing that plate has paper stuck over it saying "Man, I is fat"


Suggestions please - he who laughs last applies here - I am desperate.

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[nick606]

turn the fuel tap off.....
tap over the clocks.....
take and hide number plate.....
wd40 on brake pads (may be a little to far though)

[fenton]

Johnny over the exhaust.

[Ste]

[lllN30lll]

LMAO STE!

thats the exact same idea I got yesterday for a lads KTM at work, we've got nice pink cellophane to use too
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[fenton]

if you can manage it, while hes not looking, take off the pegs. Goes to sit on bike. No pegs..

[fenton]

Another one ive just thought of. Again if youve got the time and the know how, reverse his gears.

[john2]

[firefox]

steal his end can its so obvious he might not even notice, well until it starts. remove his speedo cable, remove head light bulbs, rear bulbs, unplug indies, drain the petrol out of his tank ( pull fuel pipe off bottom of tap) or you could be evil and pull the pipe off and turn off the fuel tap so when he turns it on petrol goes everywhere
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*officer* what caused the crash ? *firefox* you see that wall up there sir ?
*officer* yes what about it *firefox* i tooted my horn but it refused to move i had to teach it a lesson.

[yambabe]

FFS what is it with you lot? If anyone did most of the stuff you are suggesting to my bike (except possibly the wrapping it in bubble wrap ) I would be after inflicting pain on them with a rusty spanner.

That's if their "fun" little stunt hadn't caused me to lose control and kill myself first of course.

Even taping stuff to the plate could get you pulled for riding with an obscured number plate, hey-ho reckon your mates will cough up the £30 fixed penalty for you? No, me either.

By all means do stupid things to each other if you want but mess with someone's bike? Out of order boys........
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[firefox]

[cokker]

I find the kill switch fun enough, good for a little laugh.

A friend of mine with a moped had a easy to hit kill switch, while we were out on a ride if there was a quiet bit of road id overtake him and give it a nudge on the way past
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[Sephiroth]

[firefox]

[McGee]

Pour coke down the exhaust, man that will make his bike stink for ages

You can smell them a mile off. Mmmmm burnt sugar
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[scoota bk]

Re-route an extra fuel pipe to the exhaust downpipe so after a few minutes of the engine warming up he bursts into a ball of flames

Or, glue his throttle on full wack and cut his brake lines?


OR, when he goes out to his bike you and 5 mates jump out from the back of a van and batter him to a pulp with bats, sticks, cues and various other blunt instruments, that's a classic prank

[Gazdaman]

Swap the HT leads. Won't start, he won't have a clue why.

Gaz

[Rookie]

I think the fuel tap is a good one. His bike will just die, and it only take 5 minutes to do.

[TOM M]

Steal the brake pads
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[SoND]

Turn his plate upside down.

Leave his choke on.
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[Minty]

Thanks guys.

Like the idea of cutting the brake lines. Especially if I get to see him meet his demise.
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(Bike impacts side of Croydon tram killing rider instantly)
(r1NSR runs up to accident scene - points directly at the remnants of the victims head and shouts.....)

"HA".


Cling film looks like the winner. I will do it as soon as I can and post photographic evidence.
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[Finglonga]

Best one I have done it a zip tie and one of those giant paperclips and crimped the fuel line. Bike stops, rider checks tap...still on, checks fuel in tank...plenty. Pushes bike home...then you tell them what you have done.

Would never do anything that will damage the bike or rider though, just not cricket, dont ya know.
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[cokker]

If you cling film his bike make sure it's cold
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[Keef]

get your self an old chain and padlock

chain his bike up (ride your bike half a mile) hide the key
txt him tell him where the key is

mate has to walk 1 mile in bike gear

[feef]

Simoniz Back-to-Black on his seat...

mmm slippy-seat, squashed nad goodness

a
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