I've got 11 quid to spend on a new number plate-slogans plz!

[The Tot]

This ain't like any other thread about number plate slogans because frankly they all suck and aren't really personalised enough.

I guess people on here have been graced by my extravagent nature or find me a bit of a complete nutcasse or generally a knob jockey. So please, come with any suggestions which anybody would consider "typically titot" for a numberplate slogan.

Few members have given me ideas.
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[cokker]

I don't know you very much but judging by the posts i've read from you:

"My bike gives me a massive boner"

Kind of sums it up for me
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[mr.z]

"if you can read this then well done, you can read"
"i shot jr"
"my other clever number plate is under your mums bed"
"I bum goats"
"Gone fisting"

What you could do is get velcro put on the back there and stick tiny velcro letters on, that way you can change your slogan with your mood..?
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[wristjob]

I had £11 and i bought a numberplate slogan,how cool am i ?

[Harold_Shand]

I fuck anything.
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[tokarev]

I luv da cock

[Harold_Shand]

Will fuck for fuel.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[MarJay]

"Free Mandela"

"Frankie Says Relax"

"My Favourite film is Dykes on Bikes II"

"I is making a film called Booka!, cos that is the noise wot a gun makes"

"Operator, Give me the number for 911!"

"Damn you vile woman!"

"Giggidy giggidy Goo!"

"I never could get the hang of thursdays!"

"You have a WOMAN'S hands my lord!"

"I think it runs on eccletricity!"

"That IS a tasty burger!"

"What does Marcelus Wallace look like?"
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[Ahmato_]

If you can read this you are probably squinting and have crashed LOLROFLMAO

[Rookie]

'I'm free tonight, fancy egg and soup?'

[4dy]

i have yat to get me self a fancy reg plate

but when i do am thinkin ov havin ....... am i dead yet !!!!!!
what you all think ?

[4dy]

i have yat to get me self a fancy reg plate

but when i do am thinkin ov havin ....... am i dead yet !!!!!!
what you all think ?

[4dy]

i have yat to get me self a fancy reg plate

but when i do am thinkin ov havin ....... am i dead yet !!!!!!
what you all think ?

[vfr800]

"ONE WHEELS ENOUGH"
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don't take it easy 'ride it like you stole it'

[tokarev]

When I'm not riding, I am wanking.

[pwntifex]

"I am so witty."
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[st3v3]

someone got carried away with the button

oh, and: If this bike is well driven, call the police.


just an example, not implying anything about Titz's riding
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[EllioTT_GiXXeR]

If you can read this then i am clearly warming her up..........
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[rapid teen]

fukkin, what lad

my sex life is between me and my internet provider

read this you twat

catch me i dare you

or the good old simple one

fuk you and ur mum

[numark1]

I'm putting this on my bike when the transfer documents come through from my car

[The Tot]

I'm gonna have to go with Tokarev's plate,

When i'm not riding, i'm wanking

That is so true!


What's the deal with custom plates? What processing is required to get em put onto your bike and if you use the DVLA service, is the 250 quid all you need to pay?

Because, i'm thinking of getting "T12 TOT" cos some knob already took "T17 OTS"
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[numark1]

yeh mine was only £250 when i got it.

have to pay 80 to have it transfered from the car to the bike though which is a bit of a shaft

[tokarev]

[The Tot]

Yeh mate, i said it to my mates and they were like "Titot, that is SO you!"

So the slogan will now read

"When Titot is not riding, he is wanking" , I KNEW something was missing. Now, when i park my bike at uni, people will like snigger at my plate lol and think this guy's an absolute joker.

I forgot, i was gonna put alpinestars whore on it, but this is by far cooler. It's gonna have the Ninja logo on the GB euro blue area. Can't wait to get it.
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