Problem with my Monkey

[TJ NSR]

Ive got a problem with my monkey, as many of u may have noticed, it cant spell properly and misses out words in sentences, letters in words or doesnt spell words properly!!!

Wat shall i do? i dont know the history of my monkey, does it have gcses?? a levels?? was it ever educated??

i need help guys, my monkey is also smoking illegal substances!!! and has got permenant red eyes and he keeps trying to chat up Anna!! hes goin mad! and he also argues wiv people esp mito and rs owners!!

does some1 wanna take him off my hands??

offers, no timewasters!!!!

GOODBYE MONKEY

TJ

[craigT19]

sorry mate im having enough probs with my own monkey

he keeps trying to ride a crashed nsr???? and when that dont work he keeps riding around on my dads gsxr750?????
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[TJ NSR]

mine came home with a monkey bike,

he jacked some poor courier!

thieving monkey as well as stoned and thick!

[Robby]

normally is my monkey gets red rimmed eyes i spank it, that teaches the little bitch.
as for qualifications, you must have got a CV before the monkey came to work for you, just ask it for the certificates for proof.

failing that i'll take him off your hands for 30 quid.

[Annabella]

You need to speak to Rob about special training, it may be too far gone for disciplinary actions, but it's worth a shot, though I hear Rob charges quite a bit.....
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[retrofly]

Hi
Your best bet is to go down your local council office/post office and aquire the form:- D237A, This allows you to leagally own the monkey and have its residents in the UK (excluding Ireland). The Monkey then needs to be promptly transported to a local Vetinary clinic where futher paperwork and tests need to be completed, after completion your monkey will be supplied a Cirtificate of Authentisity and a UK residents pass. After such the Monkey need tos be registered to the local Police Station, where u will be required to fill out the form STV5999*, This will allwo the Monkey to apply for Driving licences, Health cares, Education ect. When applying for driving/Motorcycle licence it should be noted that the "monkey" needs :
1. Corrective lenses (all monkeys require this)
2. Booster seat & Platform shoe's
3. To be clinically insane

Lastly the Monkey will need to be registered with "The Monkey Transfer System" at:- www.monkeytrader.co.uk Allowing for your monkey to be exchanged and sold within the UK (excluding Ireland). To complet registration the form :-Gu24 0nx will need to be filled out by you and your monkey. Faliure to produce all paper work (previsoly stated) will "Void" your monkey and thus unable to be registered to the Monkey transfer system. Minimal sentance 10 years if paper work is not carryed out. Also depending on the age of the monkey, it will need its "maintance" pass, which is taken every 5 years, This may also be required when registering your Monkey

Yours Sincerly

Luke James Garner (BHons- Monkey academy (monkey expert))

Luke James Garner is not fully liable for his statements, He is clinically insane and does not know what the fuck he is talking about, However Luke James Garner cannot be accoutable for any Moonkies "Seized" by the Monkey police. No Monkeys were harmed in the making of this post
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[retrofly]

hi
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[McJamweasel]

[retrofly]

hi
that wasnt me who wrote that it was sammarc, and anyway ive changed it now

Luke
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