4 wheeled c**t leaves me with V4 blues !!

[Ace Biker]

Hi all,

So there I am, riding like a GP superstar on a set of my favorite twistys, flinging the bitch about like a cheap whore, brakes smoking, slamming my knee down on every corner, hammering the gearbox keeping the rev needle buried in the red,…..I’m f*cking totally pumped, sweating bullets, drops of adrenalin dripping into my eyes…f*cking ace, but I’m under no illusion----, its sh*t or bust here if I’m going to smash my previous best , the pressure is intense..

Powering out from sharp right hander after apexing the bitch with my knee buried in the gravel of the far right hand side of the road, luckily there was no c*nt coming …..or at best I could have hoped for would be to end up like a drooling vegatable …… Anyway, f*ck that !!, cane the bitch up the far right hand of one of the straights ready to apex a sweeping 110 mph left hander when this twat in a land cruiser comes over the crest heading in my direction.
Had to scrub off some hard-gained mph and just in time fling her back to my side of the road before I hit the c*nt head-on.

Gave him the bird as I dropped in for the corner skimming the left knee as he had totally f*cked up my line, I must of lost at least 3-4 seconds with that f*cking fiasco !!.

In fairness, if had the Blade or 600, I could have probably recovered and gained a couple 1/100ths on the straights but even with my natural born riding talent it was next to impossible to recover on the RVF4… f*cking gutted I was,

You’d think the 4-wheeled c*nt would have the courtesy to stay at home on a Saturday afternoon.
F*cking twat…
Anybody else have negative experiences like this ?

rock on - Ace Biker
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[Zimbo]

Yeah. I was out in the 'cruiser for a nice gentle potter, come over a crest in the road onto a long straight to find some fucking twat of a power ranger on a tinny jap motorbike doing ludicrous speeds - on a public road on a saturday afternoon - and, get this, right on MY side of the road, heading straight for my front grill, really shook me up, he must have been doing well over the ton. I slammed the brakes on and swerved to the verge as best I could to give the poor chap a chance, imagine my surprise when, rather than being grateful for trying to save his life, he made rude signs at me! Next time I think I'll just ram him off the road, his loss. I used to quite like bikes, but in future I'm going to block them when they try filter past me, and if I get a chance to knock one off his bike I might as well do it, if that's their attitude towards me.

[EDBANGER]

You can't be serious???

You've got to be another member taking the piss??
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Getting tedious
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[Finglonga]

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Bet you only have a ped!

Funny to start with but sounding a bit chavish now. *Yawn*
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[Zen Dog]

I still like it. Rock on Ace.

Zen Dog
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[Dischord]

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[angryjonny]

This guy's funny. But thank christ he's 14 and not a road-user eh.

[Essex_Mike]

This wanker has a bit of an imagination
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[pwntifex]

What a legend
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Mjolnir]

This guy is great.

Ace biker vs the safety nazi's.

Well worth watching.

[salty21]

read a few of these posts now and each one as good as the last, has me in stitches every time, keep it up ace

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[Luke_Retrofly]

Yawn, if only it was true, I feel let down
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[Wooly R6]

start writing your own stuff please
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[Wooly R6]

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[0ddball]

Boring! When you have to try to be funny it just isn't.
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[phk6]

lol great, altho looking in your siggy i can see why youve crashed so meny of the bikes youve had.

any way nice read if it was made up or not it was still was funny
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[Rhys]

your posts are ace , and yes i had a similar experience just today but it worked in my favour. hammering it along from skegness-mablethorpe then a wrong turning onto a road i dont know. Going through some bends, car comes onto my side exiting an S. I grab the brake loads more than i was already, while im up straight coming into the corner and move quickly over to avoid him.

[insert apexing, knee scraping and pinning needle on exit story here]

seriously,thank god he came onto my side and made me slam on, i'd completely messed up this bend, just like he did coming the other way; such a deceiving corner, needing the line which i changed to after avoiding him and at a much slower speed, rather than where i was thinking of turning in. Lucky
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[Finglonga]

[Wooly R6]

thats more like it hahahaha
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[Zimbo]