F**KING GUTTED

[ash-gpr]

got tank slaped

[pwntifex]

What
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[lllN30lll]

Tank didn't slap you, the floor did.

explain what happened
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CRF450R

[pwntifex]

Double post: what the hell is up with BCF?
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Dischord]

Unlucky m8, count yourself lucky you're still here!! Sexy GPR I used to have a senda and them engines are the best thing a 16yr old can have!
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[McGee]

He had a tank slapper and went down.

And damn pwnt do you have to reply first to every damn thread ?
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[lllN30lll]

[TheShaggyDA]

[pwntifex]

[Dischord]

[Finglonga]

[ash-gpr]

does 70

[lllN30lll]

[pwntifex]

[EllioTT_GiXXeR]

So in other words it was too much powhaa to handle and you just crashed it.

tank slapper
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[st3v3]

your front L plate is illegal
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[Walloper]

More of a Thigh Slapper.....
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[Ariel Badger]

16 year olds suffer from "Wrist Imbalance" this is caused by exercising the right hand a lot more than the left. when his bike started a small wobble he may have over-compensated with the wanking hand and exasperated the condition
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[The Tot]

I reckon the true story is this

Ash on a spanking nice GPR(sex wee after you prolly just learned to do your first white tinkle) decides to the chippy to "pose" as normal 16 year olds with "supersports" do , so she asks trish for a shag cos undoubtedly, the bike is a 16 year old's pussy magnet!

Trish, or Latoya or chardonnay whatever the girl was called was unimpressed by his horny and unalluring charm , decides to give him a BITCH-SLAP with a bubbling hot piece of cod scalding his face, the oil dripping onto the plastcs and melting it. Ash dropped the bike as a result of hot oil on his face and leg and that's the truth of the tank slapper

Ahh hard luck with the bike - how much are new fairings on them? You could streetfighter it? It would proably make more sense on the 50 as you're probably more likely to have another knock on it? Anyway, keep your chin up, shit happens. You'll look back when you have your 600 in a few years time thinking, meh that was a memory and half (dropping it that is, not the chippie accident!)
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Never argue with autism

[Ariel Badger]

Hammerite is your friend on days like this.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[slimjim04]

more of a tank tiggler

im thinking here that you was more interested at looking at yourself in the reflection as you was going past high street stores and lost it some how.


but at least your oks
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BCF is now Pants full of little boys

[cestrian]

[St0rmer66]

[DEN MONKEY]

I always thought tank slapper were power related too?
So is this not true ?

Never had one mysel, although I shouldnt say stuff like that because now it will happen.
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meh

[wilko]

I don't know what tank slapped means but DAMN! i'd be really cut if that was my bike bro.