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MaybeGuy
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PostPosted: 00:49 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: dilemma! Reply with quote

hmm, im having a bit of trouble deciding what to do!
just broke up with my girlfriend about a week ago, and about 2 weeks before, some girl was trying to get me to cheat on the missus with her... i didnt, even though on my 18th she did try her damndest because the missus wasnt around.
now ive still got interest from this other girl, still for some reason a bit upset about breaking up, maybe not looking for another relationship.
would it be so so horrible to use this one as a fcuk buddy until i find a replacement?
i doubt she would mind because to be honest i think she's a bit of a slut, trying to convince me to cheat and 'swearing not to tell'.
to be honest, im enjoying the attention, but not wanting to get into a relationship.
with her anyway.
what would be best:
just another notch in the bedpost?
or see if it works out to something more?
or leave it well alone?
other: please specify?
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PostPosted: 03:48 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do her up the garry and move on.

Bag up young man, dirty birds and no condomn doesnt work!

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PostPosted: 05:32 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You must do what you feel is right, of course...
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PostPosted: 07:01 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do what you want to do , however always consider the consequences of your actions , since they may well come back to haunt you!,
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PostPosted: 08:39 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

just another notch in the bedpost Thumbs Up although make sure she knows that.
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

grow some balls dude, be a man, and do what Resurrection said
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

fuggit, ill use it as something to pass the time until i can get something a bit more up market.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just check this bird doesnt know your ex or knows anyone who knows your ex then move in for the kill lol. You must always check the trail first Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does this girl know where you live? Girls like that can get really nasty after they get what they want. I advise caution.
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PostPosted: 15:01 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lol if she doesnt know you've split up it would be funny as fuck.

Appear on her door 'i cant get you out of my head, promise not to tell still...'

Instant shag buddy as she'll assume you're still together. If shes goes round shouting her mouth off after, you say it was a test and she failed... and you still got laid.

On a different point, whats all this 'use as a fuck buddy till someone else comes along'. No problem with the fuck buddy, but at 18 you shouldnt be so desperate for a gf.

Its just creepy.

Go forth and get face aids, its the done thing at 18!!!
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PostPosted: 21:27 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, seeing the potential fuckbuddy on sunday, so ill probly shag her in a public toilet or something. then not tell anyone! just so i can keep my options open for something fitter.
this ones a bit of a bag head job.
nice body, not spectacular face.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
well, seeing the potential fuckbuddy on sunday, so ill probly shag her in a public toilet or something.

Classy. Laughing
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PostPosted: 22:03 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
so ill probly shag her in a public toilet or something. then not tell anyone!


Who says romance was dead

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PostPosted: 22:04 - 10 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

well, only the best Very Happy
hell if im gonna invite her back to my place!
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get her dicked, repeatedly. Balls to this serious relationship shite.

Im 21, and still enjoy shaggng random slappers from town and telling them to fuck off in the morning Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:54 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dunno about the 'repeatedly' bit Very Happy
i might post the photos ive been sent, you'll agree with the baghead i reckon Very Happy
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 00:55 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bwfc4eva86 wrote:
Get her dicked, repeatedly. Balls to this serious relationship shite.

Im 21, and still enjoy shaggng random slappers from town and telling them to fuck off in the morning Thumbs Up


Lying little bastard Laughing

You fall in love with em quicker than i can say foook me

All the time its my gf my gf my gf and its a diff one on a weekly basis

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PostPosted: 01:30 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resurrection wrote:


Lying little bastard Laughing

You fall in love with em quicker than i can say foook me

All the time its my gf my gf my gf and its a diff one on a weekly basis

Res


Lol and hes got scrot rot.

And by the way the two phrases you need to learn young padawan are 'prawns - keep the body and throw away the head' and 'body of baywatch face of crimewatch'.
Or actually my favourite just general put down for sheer randomness;

Face like a bag full of smashed crabs Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 01:35 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
'prawns - keep the body and throw away the head


ahahhahaa, thats fuckin hilarious! never heard that one.
im gonna try and subtly give her the nickname 'prawn' now.
any ideas how? (no fish jokes, theyre lame).
Very Happy
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 01:38 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:
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'prawns - keep the body and throw away the head


ahahhahaa, thats fuckin hilarious! never heard that one.
im gonna try and subtly give her the nickname 'prawn' now.
any ideas how? (no fish jokes, theyre lame).
Very Happy


If she were asian/oriental or some shit you could say she was 'exotic, like tiger prawns' and slowly bastardise that from tiger prawn to prawn Razz

Could always ask her her star sign and hope shes a Cancer, Cancer = crab Very Happy

eg Cancer pagurus = edible crab

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PostPosted: 01:43 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

plan!
shes not asian/oriental (unfortunatly)
and im not really into all that starsign shit, its more of a 'points at her, points to cock' kinda thing.

ill slip it in somehow... ill let everyone know how i get on Very Happy

how cool am i? ive got a private joke with someone on a forum! haha
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 06:46 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

This whole post reminds me of why I'm glad I moved on from 18...
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PostPosted: 12:08 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

its not the normal tiger Very Happy
im just getting over another relationship by sleeping around, every age (within reason) does it i think Very Happy

ive been told im 'very mature for my age' by some people, ahaha
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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith
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PostPosted: 15:40 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

mattsprattuk wrote:


ive been told im 'very mature for my age' by some people, ahaha


Snot really a sign of maturity to have a 'dilemma' about whether to shag a shitcunt is it.
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 11 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resurrection wrote:
bwfc4eva86 wrote:
Get her dicked, repeatedly. Balls to this serious relationship shite.

Im 21, and still enjoy shaggng random slappers from town and telling them to fuck off in the morning Thumbs Up


Lying little bastard Laughing

You fall in love with em quicker than i can say foook me

All the time its my gf my gf my gf and its a diff one on a weekly basis

Res


I dont fall in love with them, i shag um, and they get all clingy, therefore, it turns me into a softy Laughing

Your worse Razz
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