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McSatan
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Nova Slayer? Reply with quote
Fuck that, I'm a Corsa Killer!

Couple of years back, overtaking a line of stationary traffic in Aston Clinton, and a dozy bint does a U turn. Thump. I was on a Triumph Tiger, which caved in the A pillar of the Corsa, and 16 stone of me caved in the roof when I landed on it. The Tiger ended up with wonky forks, I was barely scratched, but the Corsa was written off because the bodyshell was too damaged. 15mph crashes can be fun.
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palmer
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PostPosted: 13:23 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
who are you?
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pwntifex
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PostPosted: 13:32 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
palmer wrote:
who are you?

Shut up palmer.
Go stick a fart pipe on your 106 or something.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 13:34 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
You got to work thru the ranks, dude.
Maybe one day you, too will acquire a custom title.
But its not so important in the grand scheme.

Like it matters ... we all know who you are - your reputation precedes you, my dear Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:08 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
pwntifex wrote:
palmer wrote:
who are you?

Shut up palmer.
Go stick a fart pipe on your 106 or something.


Is that a 106 in his avatar?

thought it was a saxo Embarassed
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pwntifex
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PostPosted: 16:36 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:

Is that a 106 in his avatar?

thought it was a saxo Embarassed

No, its one of these pieces of shit:

https://images.carzone.ie/images/tonybolandautolink106Sta524.jpg

Pug 106 Quiksilver.
Presumably that means you can snowboard on it or something. Confused
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 16:39 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
You got to work thru the ranks, dude.
Maybe one day you, too will acquire a custom title. ...


So how long is that? I see you've been here for nearly 3 years and yours is still a random title like ours, is it post or longevity related?

Me the "scooby slapper" Shifty
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zaknafien




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PostPosted: 16:50 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Incident related.
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 16:52 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
palmer wrote:
who are you?


Who the fuck are you? Ignorant hole, it's like answering the phone and the caller goes "Who's that?" Fuck off. In fact no, don't. Introduce yourself to me.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:01 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LeeR wrote:
So how long is that? I see you've been here for nearly 3 years and yours is still a random title like ours, is it post or longevity related?


Yah, but that is cos I don't wear myself out licking arse to get one, or making myself indispensible to mods, or socialising in person - I just come online, make a nuisance of myself, and go away again Laughing

And prolly cos I'm not all that concerned about custom titles.

Its like the karma-acquiring thing - the more it bugs you, the more it really does bug you.
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LeeR
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PostPosted: 17:02 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
zaknafien wrote:
Incident related.
I don't get it Eh?
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
it's like answering the phone and the caller goes "Who's that?" Fuck off. In fact no, don't. Introduce yourself to me.


I hate when that happens.

Its like, "No! Who the fuck is THAT? YOU rang ME!"
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 17:13 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:
McSatan wrote:
it's like answering the phone and the caller goes "Who's that?" Fuck off. In fact no, don't. Introduce yourself to me.


I hate when that happens.

Its like, "No! Who the fuck is THAT? YOU rang ME!"


You're fucking ace, hellkat, I like you!
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PostPosted: 17:26 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Don't make snap judgments, my dear.
I'm a pussycat in bitch disguise, really Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:28 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
However ...




McSatan wrote:
You're fucking ace, hellkat, I like you!


I gave you a karma-plus under the "I totally agree with you" thing on that remark, LOL.

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PostPosted: 19:22 - 29 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
hellkat wrote:


Its like the karma-acquiring thing - the more it bugs you, the more it really does bug you.


need more karma

*Curls up in foetal position*
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palmer
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PostPosted: 10:43 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
palmer wrote:
who are you?


Who the fuck are you? Ignorant hole, it's like answering the phone and the caller goes "Who's that?" Fuck off. In fact no, don't. Introduce yourself to me.


no need, i am the one and only.
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zaknafien




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PostPosted: 10:48 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
Who the fuck are you? Ignorant hole, it's like answering the phone and the caller goes "Who's that?" Fuck off. In fact no, don't. Introduce yourself to me.


He's the local rich boy living off daddy's money.
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palmer
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PostPosted: 10:50 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
back that claim up. find actual physical proof.

if you cant prove it, stfu.
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zaknafien




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PostPosted: 10:58 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
palmer wrote:
back that claim up. find actual physical proof.


Do I look like I care enough about how much of daddy's money you spend a week to trawl all the way to yours? I think not.

Or was that an admission that you're adept at hiding any evidence?
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PostPosted: 10:17 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
palmer wrote:
no need, i am the one and only.


What, all this time it's really been Chesney Hawkes we've been ripping the piss out of? Eh?
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 21:25 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Adam_P wrote:
palmer wrote:
no need, i am the one and only.


What, all this time it's really been Chesney Hawkes we've been ripping the piss out of? Eh?


I fucking hate moles.
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PostPosted: 21:32 - 08 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yeah, blind furry little bastids they are, make a hell of a mess of your garden. Evil or Very Mad
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