do you have a dog???

squid36 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 19 Sep 2005 Karma :

Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.
I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
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numpty · Scooby Slapper Joined: 20 Jun 2006 Karma :

Arrrrr man that one made me spit fosters all over the bloody keyboard.
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MattHirst · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Jun 2006 Karma :

Lmao......

Numpty - so you should spit fosters all over your keyboard...its horrible Razz

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

that was kind of funny Laughing

also, sating the obvious is the worst thing Rolling Eyes

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Speedy3 · Traffic Copper Joined: 13 Aug 2006 Karma :

LMAO!

You owe me a new keyboard and another bottle of J2O Smile

GodzGift · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 May 2006 Karma :

looool, thats a good one

ace_tweety · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 24 Apr 2007 Karma :

hahaha that was pure brilliant!

I told my little sister and she cant stop laughing either lol
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NinaMarie · Brolly Dolly Joined: 04 May 2007 Karma :

haha, found that amusing