Bad day for wildlife!!!

[Mudskipper]

Spent all day clearing my garden (rain held off, yay) including cutting down 3 trees.

One of my mates checked a tree for a nest, said nope it's fine.
Next thing, we're cutting up this felled tree and there are 4 chicks sat on the ground, shivering and terrified!!

I retrieve whats left of their nest, put them in it and ponder what to do. Eventually we decide they won't survive and the humane thing to do is neck them.

So my mate has the honour of doing it, gets the first one, and not wanting them to suffer, gives the neck a good yank to make sure. Next thing, she's stood there with a flapping body in one hand, and a head with the beak opening & closing in the other!!!

She despatched the others with slightly less gore, but the vision of it's little bloody spine sticking out made me proper queasy.

So to cheer myself up after a hard days graft, I take Suzi for a quick hoon round some B roads.

Suddenly the car in front of me starts slowing incredibly quickly, for a second I thought I wouldn't stop in time (I was getting ready to overtake it once an oncoming car had passed).

Thinking 'what's this joker playing at', I then see what's made him brake. There's a little bunny rabbit scrabbling about, just avoids the front wheels, about to get past the rear, then CRUNCH! it gets caught. I was just about stationary by now, I was proper distraught.

Pulled over cause bunny is still twitching, can't leave it to suffer. By the time I got off my bike, I could see it was now dead, so decided to give it a little dignity by moving it to the side of the road (I hate when creatures get spread all over the road).

Found a stick, rolled it over and EWWWW there was an eyeball hanging right out, staring at me!! carried on till it was at the edge, giving a little yelp of girlish horror and disgust each time the eye appeared

Had to wait for a minute before setting off cause my legs were all wobbly! Proper spoilt the rest of the ride.

Urgh it's still making me feel weird, keep seeing the decapitated bird and the googly eyed rabbit in my head!!!

God i'm such a poof.

Gonna stay away from animals for a while, think I must be cursed...

Mudskipper
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[thegubner]

you should of took the rabbit home to scran on

[MaybeGuy]

sounds like a good days hunting to me!
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[Sephiroth]

I'm sorry but I laughed all the way through that!

I'm going to hell.

[pwntifex]

You could've put the little chickies in your airing cupboard and kept them fed by puking on them. Students are good at that, after all.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[ram_doom]

Thats pretty rough some years ago I hit a rabbit with my car on a deserted country road in the pitch black, it just sort of ran out directly into the valance of the car, and made this terrible clunk sound after screeching to a halt, I got out with a torch to examine it.

There it was, lying in a circle of its own blood, with one hind leg kicking furiously, spinning it round and round on the spot. Its neck was bent right back almost touching its arse and through a hole in the side of its snout, its teeth and tongue stuck out, rather mangled so much blood from such a small animal. Anyway, it died as I went to poke it (as you do) so I sort of rolled it onto the verge for the foxes. Was quite sickening
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[Jull]

I once swerved to miss a hedgehog and drove straight over it, had I of kept on course I'd missed it.

Husband was p***ing himself I was in tears.

I hate killing anything

[Mudskipper]