Does this kind of thing happen to anyone else?

Jull · Spanner Monkey Joined: 11 Mar 2007 Karma :

Took the dog for a walk this morning, spent 10 minutes chatting to a bloke with a great dane, walked about 3 miles and walked past loads of people.

Got home, was taking my trainers off and noticed a small blob of bird poo on one of them.

Some time later, happened to look in the mirror and saw the rest of the bird poo on the bridge of my nose.

Never felt a thing, feel a right prat Embarassed

plugger147 · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Mar 2005 Karma :

nope last time a bird (flying type) shit on me I was violentley ick and got the afternoon off work. Embarassed

hope it happens again soon. Laughing

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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

Dragonfly · Super Spammer Joined: 05 Sep 2005 Karma :

How embarassing! Why dont people ever say something though?

The more i think of it the more i laugh!!! Laughing

sorry

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Muzza on Binge:
He's too busy beating the everloving shit out of Lizzie to notice this thread has taken a turn down Drama Avenue and stopped off at the popcorn shop.

KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

what kills you is not knowing when you got dumped on, not knowing who seen it or who didn't.. Embarassed

bet your dog's laughing at you as well Mr. Green

bennett211085 · Crazy Courier Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Karma :

Well my embarrassing story beats yours by a long shot.

I used to work at a place in scarborough called luna park which was like a small theme park type thing. It was raining and I was sent to get coffee for me and this other bloke. I walked off and went and got the coffee. Whilst walking back it was raining heavily and there was rain splashing on the coffee. Anyhow I got back and gave the bloke his coffee and took mine back to ride I was in charge of. Whilst I was in mid conversation with this women I took a big swig of my coffee only to realise that a seagull had managed to land a great big slimey turd right in my mug without me realising.

Sick

MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

good shot from that bird! i bet his mates all bought him a pint after that.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green

Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith