Anyone want to guess what hit this???

Willow · Nova Slayer Joined: 06 Nov 2006 Karma :

Ok so in our house, cars are brought done up and used ... its cheap and by the end of it you know the car inside out Smile

.. so yesterday i headed to just outside Darby to look at a new Corsa (no comment on car, it does me getting from A to B and thats all i ask! Wink

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One thing is that all the cars we get have been written off, for many reasons. My last car looked like it was hit by something very large- lorry or a bus??? My mums i think was the one that might have hit a tree or a post and we had one really weird one that had managed to crumple the frount left and right identically but leave the middle almost perfect Confused

So here is the new car, its taken some kinda hit obviously from the rear. But i was wondering if anyone would like to come up with a good story for this one... not excepting that one careful lady owner never saw the post and hit it btw.. i need a decent story Laughing

EDIT : Link to better photo Smile

https://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/willow_2007_photo/SV203475.jpg
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cqueen · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Apr 2005 Karma :

was it.... another car?! Shocked

p.s. you need to resize the pic, too big.

J0Al1 · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

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Jamie Stokes (sorry)

-Savage- · World Chat Champion Joined: 10 Jun 2005 Karma :

it was 12-oclock'ed lol
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yambabe · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

https://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u270/willow_2007_photo/SV203475.jpg

That car has not been hit by anything, it has definitely been bitten, I can see the teeth marks! Probly a T Rex, or a BLOODY big dog........ Shocked

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pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

Got too close to a '98 R1.
Its rays undermined the car's structural integrity.
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wikiwiki · Scooby Slapper Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Karma :

I'm impressed that the window hasn't shattered, maybe a low speed reverse into something soft but stiff like a roll of carpet on a truck? similar damage only not as wide as that.

Doesn't explain the ripped bumper though. Confused

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Feasty · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

Seen something very similar to this before, reversed into a wheelie bin and missed the brake! Laughing

LustyLew · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 Apr 2004 Karma :

Looking at the high of the point of deepest impact, I reckon a 4x4, without bull bars.
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pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

Either that or it was LukeVFR.
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ken · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

here is a quick repair for you.. is that you taking the picture ?
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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

It got hit by a goldwing Thumbs Up

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

I reckon it got hit by ram_doom, he was tail gating it when it had to perform an emergency stop. Thankfully the kitten that was crossing the road didn't get injured.

Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

*sniggers*

I can see your Dad in the window - tell him I could see the light gleaming from his perfectly polished head Wink

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I thought it was the two ghostly apperitions that did it.
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LUXY DJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Karma :

well, what everyones been saying about the corsa's.....

i reckon it just fell apart on own Laughing

or EX GF

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Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

An enraged lady attacked the Corsa with a fully loaded shopping trolley after the driver rammed her ankles whilst negotiating the busy aisles of a well-known supermarket.
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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

As I have been beaten to all the usual jokes,
I'd say I reckon it was a truck/lorry that made contact, also there is dark red(not burgudy) paint in a few spots around contact points, maybe a towing bar on a truck, +rear light or something, but considering it's done well enough to get bumper, boot and left rear panel, it's been something big & wierd. Laughing

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Failed ram raid on halfords. Cool

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KevTM · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Apr 2004 Karma :

funk knows, some improvement though! Thumbs Up