What have you raced

[matty49]

Right guys, im looking forward to hearing loads of post's about you lot beating some chavs civic lol, what have you raced and beat/loss too??

[wristjob]

i raced cars on a track i was driving a car.
never gone fast on a bike.
the 2000 r1 i have now is just a plodder.
there will be hd riders along soon who will tell you about real speed

[Ariel Badger]

Couple of years back I was heading towards the city down the Small Heath bypass in Brum, The road runs parallel to the canal and the railway line to Stratford. I looked to my left and there was a steam train along side me headed towards Moor St Station, the driver looked at me and waved.
For about 30 seconds We were neck and neck until I had to stop at a roundabout and he headed for the checkered flag.
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[pwntifex]

I raced a snail once.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[veeeffarr]

Oh great, summer's here, we'll be shovelling over turds like this thread every 5 minutes now, lads!

[Ariel Badger]

[lllN30lll]

[pwntifex]

[lllN30lll]

[firefox]

[wristjob]

[Ted]

I've raced clios, corsas, fiestas, BMWs, golfs, etc off the lights in my VW Scirocco, and also beaten the chavs in a VW Caravelle (van), but only off the lights... I don't race them as such, as I am not a chav, and I'll save my racing where possible to a track day...

[hazza]

true story, when i was 16 i had a puch maxi which was and still is the mostreliable bike ever, if a littl ebit gay with its shiny bmx pedals, anyway it hadnt had an oil change in about 30 years, probabaly not evena spark plug (not that either would make much differenbce) but riding past the park by me i was overtook by a council lawnmower
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3 Honda NC50's(Sold)-->'72 Puch Maxi S (Sold, want it back!)--> '90 Yamaha RXS 100 (Stolen)--> '87 Honda Cub 90(Sold) --> '95 Kawasaki Eliminator (Sold) --> '98 Bandit 600 (Sold) -->'07 SV650S (Current)

[Ariel Badger]

Raced a Morgan three wheeler up Clee Hill last month he owned me on the straights but I took him on the bends, 1930s machines fighting it out for the hell of it
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[Ste]

This one time, I tried to race a old VW bettle on the motorway but I couldn't keep up.

[Matt06]

I raced a push bike down a hill once.... He was going really fast but he was no match for me when I started to used the throttle .
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Previous: YBR125, GSXR400, ZXR400, MT-03, NTV650, R6, z750, ZX6R, MT-09

[Hairy Ben]

Food poisoning.

The far end of Exmoor to Boxhill in a ways less than three and a half hours...

Tunnel vision and one petrol stop.

*dribbly fart*
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[pwntifex]

[hazza]

i used to regularly get over taken/ beat off the mark/ cant keep up withj the 529 double decker bus, quite embarasing for a bike that played its tune at about 150db due to a huge hole in the exhaust, half covered with kitchen foil
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3 Honda NC50's(Sold)-->'72 Puch Maxi S (Sold, want it back!)--> '90 Yamaha RXS 100 (Stolen)--> '87 Honda Cub 90(Sold) --> '95 Kawasaki Eliminator (Sold) --> '98 Bandit 600 (Sold) -->'07 SV650S (Current)

[st3v3]

Is this just E-willy enhancing bait? if not, I beat 50cc's all the time just traveling at speed limits.
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[Paivi]

A gixxer thou. I was on my Vespa 125 scoot. I let him win.
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My other bike's a Monster...

[JakeyR]

I dont race anything on the road

Raced minimoto for a few years though, before they became associated with chavs.
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Banned till April 2011.

[Ariel Badger]

Did mini-motos relay have a pre chav period?
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[JakeyR]

Yes, minimotos have been going for years, Rossi/capirossi/melandri all started on minimoto, and the majority of british bike racing talent started off on them. then at the end of 2004 the chinese crappy imports started selling for £200 which made them acessable to your average chav, top spec race minimotos cost around the 2k mark. The races/championships are as strict as any other bike racing championship. so erm yeah the chavs ruined it for us really.

Heres me back in '04
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Banned till April 2011.

[Marcg868]

I raced my missus come shag piece up the stairs today, i lost, she used nasty tatics and elbowed me in the ribs So i got her back and gave her the pork sword
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