Before and after pics, HAS MY BIKE BEEN STOLEN?

[thegubner]

Please tell me, I have been looking at these pics of where I park my bike and there is a difference, I am sure of it.

Has it been stolen?

[pwntifex]

You owe me a new keyboard, you bastard
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[lllN30lll]

wanker

that yard brush must give you a right bad back
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Turbo R1
CRF450R

[thegubner]

[lllN30lll]

[thegubner]

[lllN30lll]

Cant is what horses do
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Turbo R1
CRF450R

[thegubner]

Utter horse shit.

Any way, has my bike been stolen, I am still looking at the pics and trying to work out what the difference is.

[yambabe]

[thegubner]

[m0l0t0v]

It's the true Ninja bike
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed

[MaybeGuy]

maybe its like herby?
dont worry' it'll be back in time for dinner.
covered in hickys and a pair of massive knickers from a fat hooker.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[kiers]

lmao, just wish there was a rating for funnyest thing ive seen today
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[plugger147]

Nah it's not been stolen somebody just tidied up your yard.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[thegubner]

[thegubner]

[thegubner]

[binge]

[anders]

the_guvnor_1_uk


I thought you were a dick, but you know what Im growing to like you
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[thegubner]

No No No No, I have heard from the bike, it seems that since getting Matt blacked it has taken on the persona of the "vampire bike" (terrible film with Neil Morrisey) and has gone out sucking the juices from 98 R1's

[hellkat]

[thegubner]

I thought that but didn't want to sound a div saying it if i was wrong, should of asked the missus (rode horses for 10 yrs) but she is in bed due to pregnancy tiredness (any excuse)

[Grav]

It hasn't been stolen, it's playing hide and seek with the bin.

[Grav]

As an aside, has someone pissed on your doorstep?

[Tarmacsurfer]