Should start preparing for the 10 year anniversary of..98R1!

5v3d3b0 · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Karma :

There's little time! Only 6 and a half months to prepare ourselves!
We have to build bomb shelters in all major cities. Intel from a secret source has revelad to me that 10 98R1s will come through EVERY capitol city causing havoc with the 1000 megavolt lightning bolts from the sparkplugs, sonic booms and whatnot.
The R1s will emerge from the asian seas and ravage the lands for 98 hours. It will be a historical moment...
Come on guys. What can we do to save our petty bikes from the raging R1s?

m0l0t0v · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Karma :

Get out, ride and gain back your sanity?

Shocked

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Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed Wink

thegubner · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2007 Karma :

My bike is a matt black dog, its gives a fuck not for the 98 R1. We will see how it fares but i do think it will handle itself pretty well if its half as hard as it looks. The 98 R1 is a god but not unbeatable, if you get something as rough as mine, it "should" survive. Mr. Green

MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

the 98 R1 doesnt have anniversaries... anniversaries have 98 R1's!!!

when did these start getting old? Sad

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Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

5v3d3b0 · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Sep 2006 Karma :

The 98 R1 doesn't get old you fool! The 98 R1 invented time itself before its creation, so it's as young as it wants to be

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JakeyR · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

Oh don't start a 98 R1 thread, Stokes doesn't like them. Rolling Eyes

But i for one will be boarding up my windows, reinforcing my doors, and running to the basement as the '98 R1 passes by. Mr. Green

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lilredmachine · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Jan 2005 Karma :

Walloper · Super Spammer Joined: 24 Feb 2005 Karma :

Chuck Norris does not use a 98R1.
So I care not a Jot.

They mayeth come hence from whence they cameth. Confused

But ECU emmission rules will ground the bastads..... Laughing

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JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

Everyone knows that the 98 R1 celebrated it's 10th anniversary the moment the 4 pistons completed a whole second cycle and the bike zoomed into 2008 in less than a second.

In true folklore, the 98 R1 is now celebrating it's 6.6 light year anniversary.
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EuropeanNC30R... · Gay Hairdresser Joined: 20 Jun 2002 Karma :

Christ, the standard of 98 R1 jokes has hit the bottom Confused