Chicken surprise.

[greatmoorred]

CHICKEN AT A CHINESE RESTAURANT
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> > A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken
> > Surprise". The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.
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> > Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
> > slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around
>before
> > the lid slams back down.
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> > "Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.
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> > He hasn?t, so she asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and
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> > the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it
>slams
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> > Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is
>happening,And
> > demands an explanation.
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> > "Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"
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> > The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."
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> > You?re going to like this....................
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> > Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peeking Duck"

[leiba1]

Groan........

[Walloper]

Chinese man got a job down a coal mine.
He is asked to work in supplies.
Off he goes with a storeman to train for the job.
Three weeks pass and the boss asked the storeman where the chinese man is.
"I don't know said the storeman. He just fucked off down the mine two weeks ago."
"He must be lost down there." said the boss.
They call Mine rescue who set up a search party, national news van et al.

After a 24hr search things are not looking great. They are carefully working there way down a redundant shaft when out of the pitch darkness the chinaman jumps out and shouts...



Wait for it....









Wait......






Supplies....
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[killa]

PMSL!!!!1

Harrr harr
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[m99dws]

When people add shit like "You'll love this" and "Wait for it...." it just kills whatever you have just built up.

[Walloper]

[Jenks]