when people think there drag racers

gilera172 · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Karma :

so right im on a moped, so as the norm people on superbikes think hair dryer well today i thought i was cocky racing bikes off the lights as i jsut put a race bore in my bike to make it a 172 got the the extras etc.... so sitting at a set of light i see a gsxr 750 pull up next to me which looked sporty, tinted headlight blue flame exhaust tinted visor etc. so i began to wind him up revving and he beggings to rev as if hes going to leave me to dust. red........ yelllllooow and green .........STALLLLL!!!.... it was worse than i thought by the itme i waited for him in traffic from the next lights he didnt stall but did go from 1st to 2neutral which obviously shows hes borrowed a mates bike and thinks hes flash up aint a "hairdryer" obviously not
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Gazdaman · I did a trackday!!! Joined: 12 Aug 2004 Karma :

Well it obviously shows he borrowed a mates bike... Rolling Eyes

People miss gears, it happens. Could have been a mechanical problem, could have been a faulty side stand switch.

So you think you're king don because you beat a gixxer 750 off the lights that didn't have its engine running?

Granted, some power rangers can't ride. Doesn't mean your ped is a gixxer beater though sadly.

Gaz

Keir · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Karma :

veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

Hey, he's still riding a Gixxer and you're riding a Scootay

I know who the winner is Wink

Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

At the end of the day he was on a bike and you were on a souped up ped. I know which one I would want to be on.

I have peds ride up to the side of me and start revving the nuts off the ped, thinking they are impressing someone when all they are doing is making themselves look a cock.

Instead of wasting money with a "race bore" Mr. Green

why not buy a proper bike. Wink

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Modo · Spanner Monkey Joined: 07 May 2006 Karma :

I think your ace Thumbs Up

I shall aspire to be just like you......

1st I need to sell my Hayabusa.....

2nd I need to buy a moped.......Hmmmm not!!!

Don`t forget to feed your goldfish Laughing

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UrbanRacer · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Jul 2005 Karma :

did you "punch the air with delight. and look in the mirrors."?

fuzz · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Karma :

I wouldn't say they are hairdryers...

Hedge strimmers, maybe....
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woo · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Karma :

V2 · Nearly there... Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Karma :

hahaha is that for real? the gixxer probably goes faster in 1st gear than your souped up hairdryer, made my lunchtime anyway! Laughing

fuzz · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Mar 2004 Karma :

pa_broon74 · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2006 Karma :

I can't believe I'm going to type this and before I do, I agree with the spirit of what people are saying. Although, I think anyone who equates the size of their penis to the wheels they own, be it a scootay (love that name) a gixxer or a Vauxhall Nova is probably being a bit of a cock.

But... *grits teeth* Shocked

How many threads have there been slating peds? So the guy posts a story that for a change has the big biker looking a bit daft and he gets a humping for it. Yet, when its the gixxer (or whatever) shitting all over a ped, thats ok?

Just playing devils advocate, don't hump me for it. Ta Cool

*I don't have a ped or a gixxer, its kinda somewhere in between. Ped = Strimmer/gixxer = rocket/mine = probably a sit on lawn mower. Admittedly, closer to a strimmer... Laughing

Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

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APNess · Trackday Trickster Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Karma :

Next will be a tale of how a scooter went back to the future after it hit 88mph Rolling Eyes

Those pesky flux capacitors eh?

How fast will scooters actually go? Is the top speed reduced by the drag created from the hoodie top and trackie bottoms?

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

[quote="gilera172t. red........ yelllllooow and green .........STALLLLL[/quote]

Perhaps this was his plan all alone. He felt sorry for you owning a ped, so he figured he'd increase your self esteem by allowing you to beat him.
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kiers · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 29 Mar 2007 Karma :

gilera172.... you without doupt are a BADASS SCOOOTAYIN' MUTHAFUCKA CHAMONE! HEEEHEEE tha's right!

edit: if you haven't seen bo selecta... above comment may not make a ot of sense
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Sam20v · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 18 Jan 2007 Karma :

AWWW nothing better than a thread to make you smile on a dismal grey day, dreaming of getting out on the bike....

Guys, I do get the impression this is a baiting thread.....dont bother biting! Very Happy

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

I often beat big bikes through traffic, filtering and on the open city roads, Cos my riding is Ardcore Mr. Green

Truth is mate, he probably spent so much time pissing himself laughing, he didn't focus on putting it in gear, Like my comment above, why would a big bike want to whizz around town? They save their power for country lanes and tracks. Thumbs Up

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Syx · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Karma :

I've done a similar thing before - at a set of lights revved up against a scootay and then just tootled off while he gives it everything he's got... the chap hunched over and really pushing it was funniest thing I'd seen in a while!

And as for missing gears, I've had my current bike for a year and still do it - it's not uncommon!