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slimjim04
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: What She Playing at ? Reply with quote

Need Advice

My better half came home from work last night said she was going out with the girls from work on a bingo night. i thought thats all cool with me, night in watching Sky sports a few cans what more could i ask for.
she says she needs the car to collect some of her friends and drop them back home " yes hun not a problem im staying home "
i watched my sky sports and drunk my cans fell asleep on the sofa and wake early hours of like 4am this morning to the sounds of my better half stumbling thru the front door. weary eyed " hi hunny you have a good night " she replies " yes fantastic " and we both head off to bed.
i get up for work this morning go out to the front of the house to see my car is in one piece with releif of the better half useing it last night.

Hey but hang on wait a minute

https://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c388/rdorme/WIFES-VO.jpg


is she taking the p1ss out me ?
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO brilliant. Mr. Green Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 23:29 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing

Did she win anything?
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NinaMarie
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PostPosted: 23:50 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked gee

bitches eh

thought you were being serious at first
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, this brings back memories. Police Wink
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thegubner
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PostPosted: 23:52 - 19 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did she walk in? or squelch in?


if you can answer this then you should be able to start gathering more clues as to what happened. Thumbs Up
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Trixie
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 20 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice one! I've seen this on another site with the title "should have washed it first" Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:20 - 20 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Probably did not win anything but may have got the clap.
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Shay HTFC
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 20 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Do you know if it was two fat ladies or just down on your knees, 43?
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Skudd
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PostPosted: 06:36 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

At least using a Volvo it was safe sex Laughing
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PostPosted: 06:38 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing ^

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