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Mudskipper
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PostPosted: 09:54 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: WELCOME, buy-valium-nowacwq!! Reply with quote

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Our newest member (at time of typing).

I often see these kinds of spammy usernames, 'cheapviagra1', 'cialis4u' etc, but they never seem to post. Whether to ask bike advice, or offer me drugs.

I'd quite like some valium now, actually. Think it'd go nice with a cup of tea.

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PostPosted: 09:57 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ahh do i see. Maybe he will come in here and do us a deal Thinking

I often get emails asking if i want viagra from some spanish person. Shocked
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PostPosted: 11:57 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a Spam from an Outfit marketing 'Enhancing' Drugs.

"Increase your Penis length by 2"."

I replied, "What use would an 11" penis be to me?"

They never replied. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 12:56 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
Ahh do i see. Maybe he will come in here and do us a deal Thinking

I often get emails asking if i want viagra from some spanish person. Shocked


Actually I'm Colombian.

You still interested? Wink
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PostPosted: 12:59 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It wouldnt be much good cause i dont have a willy i am female Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
It wouldnt be much good cause i dont have a willy i am female Laughing


Well in that case, those two inches Walloper was offered could make all the difference!!! Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:08 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
It wouldnt be much good cause i dont have a willy i am female Laughing


Well in that case, those two inches Walloper was offered could make all the difference!!! Laughing



Maybe not make a difference but it would at least make a start.....

I'll fwd the addy of that mob so you can get more tablets and go for a full size 5 incher.
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PostPosted: 13:27 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:
It wouldnt be much good cause i dont have a willy i am female Laughing


I know but it can still make a difference Wink

I knew you were a female

I still got 1000 pills, very cheap Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:24 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

m0l0t0v wrote:
dragonfly wrote:
It wouldnt be much good cause i dont have a willy i am female Laughing


I know but it can still make a difference Wink

I knew you were a female

I still got 1000 pills, very cheap Mr. Green


Mr Dragonfly definatly dosnt need them i am tired enough thank you Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:05 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shocked a dirty thread Laughing
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PostPosted: 17:19 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly: https://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9811/04/viagra.women/


Whistle
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PostPosted: 17:30 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mary Jane wrote:

Is there one for the reverse?
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PostPosted: 18:20 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

what does that mean Embarassed Surprised
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:

"Increase your Penis length by 2"."

I replied, "What use would a 2.1" penis be to me?"

They never replied. Crying or Very sad




Edited to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
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PostPosted: 19:28 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Walloper wrote:

"Increase your Penis length by 2"."

I replied, "What use would a 2.1" penis be to me?"

They never replied. Crying or Very sad




Edited to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.


I think you'll find you've jumped threads dough head.

(Am I allowed to say Dough Head in this thread? Confused )
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nope.



And you did it in pablouk's thread about washing machines. Razz
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PostPosted: 19:50 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I nearly did too Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:58 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Nope.



And you did it in pablouk's thread about washing machines. Razz


I thought you wouldn't notice. Embarassed Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rolling Eyes muppet Laughing

edit, oh, wrong thread Embarassed Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oi, thread hijackers, fuck off back to your own thread!!!
Laughing Razz Wink

This is a wholesome thread about valium, penis enlargement and engorgement of blood in genitals. Neutral

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PostPosted: 20:56 - 21 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't need any thanks, so I'll fvck off Wink Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 06:26 - 22 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just noticed and would like to welcome "Maxdrugscomp"
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PostPosted: 10:26 - 22 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Viagra?

What happened to the tried and test lollypop stick and cellotape? They always overly complicate things don't they... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 11:15 - 22 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

what do you get up to? Shocked Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 11:19 - 22 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

pa_broon74 wrote:
Viagra?

What happened to the tried and test lollypop stick and cellotape? They always overly complicate things don't they... Rolling Eyes


I know, it's been going that way since they scrapped bin bag and clingfilm johnnys in favour of those fancy packaged things.
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