If your bike was an animal...

[Feasty]

...what would it be?

I've got an XR125 and I'd say it was a labrador. Not the fastest, not the smallest, not the best looking thing in the world but is very friendly, reliable and a well known model!

[Mooncatt]

jesus thats a tough one ummmmm...........

a cheetah not because its the fastest but because it can change direction in the blink of an eye.
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current bike...CBR400RR
"you always need more chicken"

[thegubner]

Mine would be a pig, cos its an ugly beast.

[-Savage-]

Mine would be a large stallion, not the fastest animal, not the most agile, but big, comfy, versatile, and tough. With a bit of coaxing and looking after, you know you could blaze a trail through the Rockeys to the west coast.
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My Bikes - - - Royal Enfield 500 with sidecar, VFR800, CBR600FX,
Peugeot Speedfight 100, Kymco Hipster 125, GSXR750K5, Jawa TS 350

[Dazbo666]

erm, maybe a panther.
Slick and black, with silky unhurried movements, but can also pack a bite if needed

https://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/16-009~Black-Panther-Posters.jpg
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[StottyB]

My neighbours dog as it's bloody big, bloody loud and it scares the SHIT out of me!
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2005 Gilera Stalker 50DT ---> 2003 NSR125R ---> **1999 Honda Hornet 600**

[tristan]

Mine isnt an animal - animas are vicious, move, and often aggresive. mine, is a slow hairdryer, so not fierce!.

Its human - has personality, character, reacts according to how you treat it.

[TOM M]

My rsvr would be a lion, its big, got a mean growl and powerful
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Now owner of a 1200 Bandit

[Jull]

A donkey - reliable, slow and plodding.

[mrbluesbox]

Mine would be a lemming cos it always tries to kill and break itsself
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I seem to have misplaced my pants...................

[Catalyst]

My SX50 would be a kangaroo. It's tall, bouncy and can jump high...............It also likes to box

Jack
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|--Previous--|:2007 Aprilia SX50...--Current--|: 2007 Kawasaki ER-6N
SlimRick - I can cook really well - but it's a useless skill, as I'm not a woman and it's their fucking job!

[hazza]

If my bike were an animal it would be a dead moth, ugly dirty and die if theres so much as a breeze.
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3 Honda NC50's(Sold)-->'72 Puch Maxi S (Sold, want it back!)--> '90 Yamaha RXS 100 (Stolen)--> '87 Honda Cub 90(Sold) --> '95 Kawasaki Eliminator (Sold) --> '98 Bandit 600 (Sold) -->'07 SV650S (Current)

[Hetzer]

A Velociraptor.
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"There's the horizon! Ride hard, ride fast and cut down all who stand in your way!"

[Mooncatt]

[Hetzer]

[Blau Zedong]

A woman.....amazing in small doses, drains my cash, throws strops for no reason then acts like nothing's wrong - yet for all these shortcomings I lust after it.
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[BorderHooner]

My Busa = Rhino

My Blade = Panther
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Benelli. Happy as a pig in cacky.

[JAMSXR]

My bike would be:


Peperami..... Its a bit of an animal
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Honda SFX50 > Aprilia SR125 > Aprilia RS125 > Honda RFV400 > K4 GSXR600 > KTM Duke > C1H 636 > K3 GSXR1000 > Aprilia RSV-R > Triumph Street Triple R > Ducati 899 Panigale > Aprilia Tuono 1100 > Triumph Daytona 675R > KTM SuperDuke 1290 2.0

[Hairy Ben]

A ballet dancing hippo.



The XT would be something crawley that lives under a rock.
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...and thus true enlightenment is achieved.

I think, therefore I am... I ride a BMW, therefore I smell of wee...

[st3v3]

what did I put last time

ah well, It'd have to be a 'baby' lion, because it's fast, agile, tough as old boots and don't look too bad.

to me anyway
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Roger wrote: Women don't get damp for clingy puppies. Get some better happy pills, hit the gym & buy a medallion the size of a dinner plate. Job done

[TheShaggyDA]

[LeeR]

a mule coz it's as stubborn as fuck, especially in a bad cross-wind, and keeps lifting it's front up... wanker, I hate it tonight!
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My claim to fame: Austin Vince nicked my pen...

[JakeyR]

Mine would be a deer, it stands quite high, is pretty slim and changes direction quick.

All of that still doesn't help it get away from the big fast lions though.
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Banned till April 2011.

[steveh]

a middle aged lion, with the skin worn of its feet.


Still fast as hell for a 11 year old bike, but has bald tyres.
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Current : 06 Zx10r, 07 Wr450f SM, 74 850 norton commando, 63 bsa b40, 1962 Triton 650, 67 Triumph Tr6r, 1955 Triton 750, 1978 TY250E.

[chris-red]

A puppy lurcher.
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