More lies about Iraq - do they think we're stupid?!

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Its all lies Shocked

Check my passport.
I have never been to Iraq in my life.

hellkat
Queen of the man-eating badgers
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hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

'Ate a cow'
Dr Ghazi Yaqub Azzam, deputy dean of Basra's veterinary college, speculated that the badgers were being driven towards the city because of flooding in marshland north of Basra.

But the assurances did little to convince some members of the public.

One housewife, Suad Hassan, 30, claimed she had been attacked by one of the badgers as she slept.

"My husband hurried to shoot it but it was as swift as a deer," she said. "It is the size of a dog but his head is like a monkey."

Sattar Jabbar, a 50-year-old farmer from Abu Sakhar, north of Basra, claimed he saw one of the badgers eat a cow.

"It tore the cow up piece by piece. I tried to shoot it with my gun but it ran away into the orchards," he said.

LMFAO.

I want the drugs the Iraqi peasants have got.
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FreshAL · Sir Crashalot Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Don't even go there.

I was hoping to be inflicted, in time, with something a little more "mumsy"

Laughing

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veeeffarr · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Jul 2004 Karma :

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

Can't be any worse than what was just suggested indoors:

"Queen Mum of the man eating badgers"

Rolling Eyes

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