Rude kids song

[Jull]

Following on from the annoying song thread, can anyone help me out with the rest of this song please.
This is all I can remember but there is at least one more line:

A**e hole, a**e hole, a soldier I would be,
F**k your, f**k your, for curiosity,
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I'd fight for the c**t, I'd fight for the c**t I'd fight for the country.

The missing line is doing my head in.

[veeeffarr]

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I would be,
And piss, and piss, and pistols on my knee;
Fuck you, fuck you, for curiosity,
To fight for cunt, for cunt, for counterie.

[yzf750r]

Never heard of it!



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[Dragonfly]

Mary had a little lamb she tied it to a pillon
a hundred volts blew up his ass and turned his wool to nylon!

Mary had a little lamb she took it to her wedding
she took it outside tied to a poll and kicked its fucking head in!


Not songs but best i can do
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[Jull]

[MarJay]

There once was a farmer who sat on a rock
a ranting and raving and waving his
stick at some people who sat on his walls
teaching the children to play with their
bows and their arrows and weapons of war
along came a lady who looked like a
very fine lady who walked like a duck
who said she'd invented a new way to
educate children to read and to write
while down in the cow shed they were shovveling the
contents of the cow shed from the back to the front
right where the milk maid was playing with her
cow tails and cow heads all nine inches long,
If you think this songs dirty your mind's gone all wrong.
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[Annabella]

Brilliant Marjay


A favourite 'rude' campfire is "I know a bear"

I know a Bear that you might know,
Yogi, Yogi,
I know a Bear that you might know,
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear,
I know a Bear that you might know yogi, yogi bear

Yogi's got a girlfriend bear,
Suzi, Suzi,
Yogi's got a girlfriend bear,
Suzi, Suzi, Bear
Etc, etc

(this next one's my favourite verse)
Yogi's got a cheesy knob,
Camem, Camam,
Yogi's got a cheesy knob,
Camem, Camembert!

Who's that bear right over there?
Big tits, blonde hair
Must be Dani Bear

Yogi likes it on the fridge,
Polar, Polar

Yogi's into whips and chains,
Kinky, Kinky

Yogi likes it up a tree,
Koala, Koala

Yogi's knob is long and green,
Cucum, cucum

Yogi uses condoms,
Care bear, care bear

Suzi likes it when she's on
Grizzly, grizzly



One that we taught the Guides who all just went "Eh?", bless the innocent little'uns.
Charley had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon,
Charley had a pigeon a pigeon that flew
It flew in the morning
it flew in the night
and when it got home it was covered in
Charley had a pigeon etc etc
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