Is there some .........

[thegubner]

....reason I cant leave my todger alone?

Seriously, is there some medical reasoning to this, I cant stop touching the little fella, in public and in the house, hands down the boxers and everything, I get bollockings off the missus in somerfield!

Please help.

I am deadly serious.

No replies like, you are wanker, I allready know FFS!

[phantomtek]

Is there a reason why you feel that a forum full of bikers would like to know this?

[thegubner]

Yeah, I am a biker, and cant be the only who manhandles his cock.

[phantomtek]

Could you not have put it in a more suitable place, such as the pointless shite thread thats about 25 pages long or so?

[Resurrection]

I reckon its from prison.

All the little darlings are doing it!

Res
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[TheShaggyDA]

I thought everyone from Manchester did it.
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[Resurrection]

I don't.

Unless of course i have itchy nuts or need to rearrange myself.

Res
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[pwntifex]

It's because you're a pikey scumbag.
Next!
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[gazzabo]

Its probably Thrush ,




Thats what they all have in Manchester
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[Dragonfly]

Apparently men that do that are insecure.
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[thegubner]

[Grav]

That explains a lot...........

I bet you drink shandy too.

[phk6]

dav1 seams to have this condition, hes alway got a hand on his privates dirty bastered
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[thegubner]

I really cant explain it though, I even type with one hand at times, dont realise till I notice how slow I'm typing.

[Grav]

You are probably still experiencing the elation of impending fatherhood and continually touching your own Genitals is akin to saying "Good Boy!" to your cock for getting her up the duff.

[thegubner]

You could also be right Grav

[fenton]

Its because your a chav, nothing against you personally, your probally a really nice bloke. And the follwoing statement probally doesnt apply.

But you see all the scroaty shithead little chavs walking down the road with their hands pemanently down their knock off armani shell suit ( i know, i know, who thought armani would stoop so low? ). I think its because they have an insecurity about their little fella. As they base the size of their old chap on all the porno they watch, and of course, whos really going to match up with the big RJ. Or maybe its a symptom of all those dirty birds theyve been shagging. Crabs perhaps?

Maybe thats it, maybe its not.

fenton
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[thegubner]

I'm no chav.

[fenton]

i disagree.

I really cant be bothered finding the picture and explaining myself.

On a more serious/worrying note, do they itch. Or does it just feel nice

Fenton
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[thegubner]

They dont itch, and this not a row starter, but WTF, cos I had a hat on? and an england shirt? ooo yeah and the tag?


just cos I had that on that day does not mean chav, or is every scouser a thief? every black bloke with a beard a terrorist?

That is stereotypical, and its not true.



if thats the case then the pic below must mean I am a farmer as I have a flat cap on

[Kickstart]

Wear a glove soaked in Deep Heat. Will soon remind where you are putting your hands.

All the best

Keith
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[fenton]

[thegubner]

I need to know too, its doing me nut in.

[fenton]

doing your "nuts" in..

God that was so bad even im ashamed. If its not itchy, sore or anything. I dont have a fuckin clue, maybe you just like it :S

Fenton
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[Messy]