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thegubner
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PostPosted: 22:12 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: HAD TO TELL EVERY ONE!!!! Reply with quote

Just done the missus up the poo box, wooo hooooo, messy farts!!!
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PostPosted: 22:14 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:27 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:36 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Re: HAD TO TELL EVERY ONE!!!! Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Just done the missus up the poo box, wooo hooooo, messy farts!!!


Pics or it didn't happen...

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PostPosted: 22:38 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 22:39 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

maybe his gone off to get the right hole this time Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why, if I set someone as enemy, do their shit topics still show up? Mad
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO. never been a better reason for a thread Very Happy nice work there guv
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PostPosted: 22:41 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

No pics any more I am afraid, I have been banned from taking them after some got shown to all the lads in the pub, and my missus got a cheer next time she walked in, damn!! How the fuck did those get out? Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 22:43 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

instigator wrote:
Why, if I set someone as enemy, do their shit topics still show up? Mad




No one MAKES you click them, or read them, or rate them, but you still do!?!?!
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PostPosted: 22:44 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
No pics any more I am afraid, I have been banned from taking them after some got shown to all the lads in the pub, and my missus got a cheer next time she walked in, damn!! How the fuck did those get out? Twisted Evil


I'd settle for some more vids of your workmate doing stupid shit, funny as fuck mate Thumbs Up Very Happy
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PostPosted: 22:46 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I'd settle for some more vids of your workmate doing stupid shit, funny as fuck mate Thumbs Up Very Happy



Will get a few more of those this week, he is ALWAYS doing something, I will post his three holes in a mo, you HAVE to see this, it him explaining why (he actually believes this) women have 3 holes, and two of them are arseholes!!!
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PostPosted: 22:51 - 27 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:
Thom_NSR wrote:


I'd settle for some more vids of your workmate doing stupid shit, funny as fuck mate Thumbs Up Very Happy



Will get a few more of those this week, he is ALWAYS doing something, I will post his three holes in a mo, you HAVE to see this, it him explaining why (he actually believes this) women have 3 holes, and two of them are arseholes!!!


Haha, I'd be very interested in seeing that, my mate was convinced women pissed from a seperate hole between their vag and their arse, until he eventually got laid.
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PostPosted: 03:55 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:

Will get a few more of those this week, he is ALWAYS doing something, I will post his three holes in a mo, you HAVE to see this, it him explaining why (he actually believes this) women have 3 holes, and two of them are arseholes!!!


Woohoo cant wait for that ...........not Rolling Eyes

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Haha, I'd be very interested in seeing that, my mate was convinced women pissed from a seperate hole between their vag and their arse, until he eventually got laid


Just to clarify the situation for you both and dispel any misconceptions... Confused women pass urine out of a urethra, which is a seperate 'hole' from a vagina and anus. So yes, they do indeed have 3 holes.

Here's a nice little piccy that demonstrates this for you.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Fem_isa_2.gif
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PostPosted: 05:05 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

up the bum, no harm done. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 07:33 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have photo's of the first time she took it up the waste pipe, G'uv, if you want evidence. You will just have to pass me off as the er...'Arty Photographer'.

One up the rectum, wont affect 'em.
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PostPosted: 07:48 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thought about talking my misses in to ass fckn, then realized it wasn't my kind of shit Wink
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

BanditBitch wrote:
the_guvnor_1_uk wrote:

Will get a few more of those this week, he is ALWAYS doing something, I will post his three holes in a mo, you HAVE to see this, it him explaining why (he actually believes this) women have 3 holes, and two of them are arseholes!!!


Woohoo cant wait for that ...........not Rolling Eyes

Thom_NSR wrote:
Haha, I'd be very interested in seeing that, my mate was convinced women pissed from a seperate hole between their vag and their arse, until he eventually got laid


Just to clarify the situation for you both and dispel any misconceptions... Confused women pass urine out of a urethra, which is a seperate 'hole' from a vagina and anus. So yes, they do indeed have 3 holes.

Here's a nice little piccy that demonstrates this for you.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Fem_isa_2.gif


Also, women love it when you slip a digit down there

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PostPosted: 10:54 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm sure she is so pleased you have shared this with everyone. Neutral
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah well I had a wank into a sock last night Thumbs Up



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PostPosted: 13:59 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Was it a nice sock? Socks are fine as long as they are your own and are mildly clean.

I masturbicated in my friends hand. He has nice soft hands. Small too, made Little Minty look big. Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:12 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Congratulations on earning your brown wings!

Now that you have achieved:
Pink Wings (asumeably)
Brown Wings

The next wings to aim for are:
Red Wings
Blue Wings

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Good luck my freind...
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got me brown wings yonks ago,


pink wings well yeah obviously, she is up the duff.



Red wings, got em but not too keen on em.


Blue wings, please enlighten me?
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PostPosted: 19:31 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll regret asking that question!

Erm... well... 'Crack Open A Cold One'?

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PostPosted: 19:33 - 28 Aug 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ah why didnt you say, I already have em squire.
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