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Walloper
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PostPosted: 04:06 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: TV MINCE Reply with quote

Is it just me or is The Osbornes the most boring drivel on TV?
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McGee
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PostPosted: 04:08 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about that Hulk Hogan crap.

I mean the man himself is a legend but not his family.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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Icey
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PostPosted: 06:32 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Biggest pile of shit on tv is obviously Big Brother Rolling Eyes Laughing
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Walloper
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PostPosted: 11:00 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

This shit is still being pumped out by the stations even though reality TV is so un-real. We used to only have five channels of crap. But SKY TV, T/West and DTV have only managed to bring us hundreds of tons of more mince.

***RANTIUS RANDOMIUS***
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bazza
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PostPosted: 13:17 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

We need more Monkey Tennis.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

But almost ALL telly is mince.
(except Prison Break, of course, cos Lincoln and T-Bag are so tasty, the entire programme is indeed chock full of prime beefcake!)

All those silly reality things are just the HORSEMEAT MINCE of telly.
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hellkat
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PostPosted: 14:12 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reluctant though I was to google Monkey Tennis, I did, and I now wish I hadn't, cos it made no sense to me whatsoever.

But then, I'm not a big fan of Steve Coogan.
(he's funny, but not THAT funny)
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phantomtek
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PostPosted: 16:03 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bazza wrote:
We need more Monkey Tennis.


Inner city sumo?

Cooking in Prison?

A partridge amongst the pigeons?

Arm wrestling with Chaz and Dave?

Knowing M.E knowing you?

I'VE GOT CHEESE!

https://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/imalan/cheese.jpg
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owdamer
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 06 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Walloper wrote:
This shit is still being pumped out by the stations even though reality TV is so un-real. We used to only have five channels of crap. But SKY TV, T/West and DTV have only managed to bring us hundreds of tons of more mince.

***RANTIUS RANDOMIUS***


Doesn't your tv have an off button?
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Will
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PostPosted: 18:45 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

phantomtek wrote:
bazza wrote:
We need more Monkey Tennis.


Inner city sumo?

Cooking in Prison?

A partridge amongst the pigeons?

Arm wrestling with Chaz and Dave?

Knowing M.E knowing you?

I'VE GOT CHEESE!

https://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~palindrome/Alan/imalan/cheese.jpg


Smell my cheese you mother! Laughing
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Will
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi,

Anyone remember Dan Question Wink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU

Cheers,

Will
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Nufkamp
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PostPosted: 20:34 - 08 Sep 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only thing on telly worth watching now is the gorilla on the drums in the choccy ad.
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