Lucky B*stard...

brianmcewan.co.uk · Brolly Dolly Joined: 25 May 2006 Karma :

Holy shit, I had the luckiest night of my life last night Laughing

I was on the way down to Carrick on the bike via Glenville Road from the Doagh Road. I decided to open the bike up for a bit as I haven't done it properly in ages and the roads were pretty empty. I turned onto the Glenville Road at about 50mph on the wrong side of the road (could see the road ahead for cars) and on the wrong side of an island in the road, accelerating like mad I see the dreaded orange cone getting waved like fuck in front of me. Cue me shitting myself thinking, I'm completely fucked here Shocked

3 of them came out of the nearby bushes and the first question was

> Do you know what speed you were doing down there?

> I may have been going a little too fast.

He also noticed I came around on the wrong side of the road which went down well Confused

He asked to see my license, while I was footering to get it out he said 'I'm a biker myself and we all like our speed but you have to watch yourself on the roads.'

It really wasn't looking great at that stage. He looked at the back of my license and seen I had only passed in January, first thing was 'Where's the R's?' .... 'To be honest the reason I don't have an R plate is because I can't get a solid one and when I get one it just disappears in a couple of days' (thanks for that Craig Laughing

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He smiled and knew fucking rightly that was bollocks.

He was writing out a producer for me and then one of the other gits asked did I have any distinguishing marks or tattoo's, I told him I had a couple of tattoos but thats all. Then he asked did I have any embarassing moles and the other one sniggered to himself Laughing

The next dreaded question...

'I assume your restricted?'

The biking one said to him of course its not but we'll say nothing... fuck me I couldn't believe it Very Happy

He knew rightly it wasn't due to the pace I was coming down the road. He fucked about saying if I asked you for a certificate would you have one, obviously I said yes. He didn't believe me Confused

Give me a bit of a bollocking and said if they were traffic cops I probably would have been fucked. I said I'll take it easy it was just an innocent burst (wrong thing to say).

Started the bike back up and the next thing the cuntish one shone the light on the exhaust, 'Is that legal?' The other cop said 'aye it doesn't have not for road use on it'... Thank you for the dirty rain recently making the NOT FOR ROAD USE on the rivet band less obvious Laughing

There really was someone up there looking down on me
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MoshizZ · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Karma :

You jammy git, must of been funny when you got home and realised what had just happened.

We need more coppers like this!!
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Fully agree - Had no problems with normal PC's its the traffic.

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

I think bike cops are fine. Its the young traffic cops that can be gits,, I think they are chavs in uniform.
Tony
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MoshizZ · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Karma :

Chavs in uniform!! Agreed...

Traffic cops, they're the ones that drive those shitty volvo things right? Been pulled by them loads of times...benders
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half_lyfe wrote: my helmet is still wet...
quacker_boy wrote: he ended up missing my mouth and shot it straight into my eye. Yup, went in her eye as well!

Louise · World Chat Champion Joined: 22 May 2006 Karma :

Yup battenburg on the side of the car.

McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :