I really love dishing out revenge. update!

[Fisty]

This week I asked my boss if I could leave early on saturday as I had somthing plannedc in the evening, he said he would see what he can do.
Me and the gaffer dont quite see eye to eye and I know he has done this on purpose. Put me on a night shift which has really buggered my plans up.

Anyway, i cant afford to take time off or fake a sicky so im just going to have to get on with it.

Today I was asked to do a job in his office (put up a flat screen tv) and as he wasnt here today I thought Id seek some revenge.

He has his own private toilet so I sat for a good 40 minutes doing the most rancid epic turd I think ive ever done in my life. Was so bad I had to get out before I was sick. Ive left it festering in the bog for him when he gets back.
Next I saw his coffee mug on the desk, now I know the dirty git never washes it. So I wiped my dick around the rim of it. That should teach the bastard.

The good thing is there has been electrical contractors in today so if anyone asks i can just blame them
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[stinkwheel]

Should've top-decked his bog instead.
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[ken]

Their should be a karma rating saying... respect fisty

Always remember a good mate of mine (Kev), what he did to our then boss. We we're in the car service industry at the time,Kev's job had gone a bit pair-shaped and he got a right belittling in front of a few people... in the pub that night he swore revenge would be his. six months later boss asked, no told Kev to make him a cup of coffee. (I'm laughing like a mother in side ). I saw my mates eyes light up...he takes bosses "worlds greatest dad" mug to the toilet and washes it makes bossman his coffee. on delivering said coffee, mate sniggering like a child that's pulled a prank on his little brother to get him in trouble whispers to me watch him drink my babymaker I said WTF, he said it took some real stirring to disguise it, but I did it... so we both giggled like school children watching him drink kev's love juices some 12 years later we still laugh at the thought he is walking around with kev's Jiz inside him .
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[Finglonga]

[owdamer]

[stinkwheel]

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[Dragonfly]

I hope there was no security cameras in his office when you done the deed on the mug, or did you bring it in to the loo?

I only done something petty on my boss years ago, he used to ask me to make him coffee and made me feel like shit while asking it in front of staff in meetings. I made him what looked like a cup of tar! Think i put about 7 or 8 massive spoons of instinct coffee in there with about 6 sugars and a spot of milk. Thinking he would crack up at this he took a sip and pretended not to notice and drank it with a screwed up face! he never said a word to me after that though or asked me for coffee again. Wish i could have been more vengeful but i needed to keep the job.
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[brianmcewan.co.uk]

If he has his own fridge, and there is butter in the fridge... put the tub of butter in the microwave for 30 seconds so that it will melt.

Turd into it and put it back in the fridge. Can you just imagine his surprise in a couple of weeks when he's buttering his toast
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[Fisty]

Looks like the karma fairys have struck today, just found out im being laid off next friday. But so is the gaffer so its not all that bad!

Time to start steaaling everything that isnt bolted down!
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[Jenks]

ah fuck mr fisty!!!

(ill have a knuckleduster if u can make me one lol)

theres jobs goin at mine and chappers place if u want details.
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[Fisty]

Tis ok cheers adam, Im contracting so should be able to go straight into somthing else!

Still going to steal everything I can carry tho!
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[Jenks]

hehe not at work today then??
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[Finglonga]

[Dragonfly]

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[Dragonfly]

My bf couldn't look at the tub of butter after reading what bazza wrote.
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