Mid week blues, so lets have some fun!!!

Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

Right, I am bored at work and its only 9:10!! Laughing

So I / we are going to write a novel.

The game is Simple, I am going to write a couple of sentances which start off a story! (Bike related of course)

You hopefully will reply with the next few sentances, then someone else adds to the story etc etc etc. (If you get my drift that is)

I think I have too much time on my hands, but oh well.

P.s, there are absolute no guidlines, rules or anything so basically write what you want, providing it follows on from the last bit of the story! Thumbs Up

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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

Once upon a time, I walked into Streetbike and saw the most beautiful...........................
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

iooi · Super Spammer Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Karma :

blonde who was sat on this ped................
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Just because my bike was A DIVVY, does not mean i am......

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

naked and calling me,
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Ride Safe, Stay Safe, Be Safe, Be Seen And See All Other Idiots on the road

Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

With that glimmer in her eye and a fist full of............
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

gmanxiii · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Nov 2006 Karma :

bacon sarnies
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I kills hondas

VFR400NC30 > ZZR600 > CBR600FX > CBR1000rr

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

but she had put brown sauce on them not red!
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Cigaro · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Karma :

She said 'Care to join me for a cup of tea?'

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

I replied yes love to but can we move away from these peds?
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Cigaro · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Karma :

But before I could go any further...

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

I would need to put some clothes on. Crying or Very sad

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Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

As in a hurry to look at the new Gixxer they have I forgot to put them on. I rode only with my helmet.
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

talking of helmets would you like to ride on mine??

SORRY LADS HAD TO DO IT
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lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

but the lady said "sorry, im not a fan of cocktail weiners" and shot me down.
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Turbo R1
CRF450R

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

I was so hurt I got myself a PED
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Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

The peg was of the pug variety, I put back on my helmet and sat on my new 50 and decided to...............
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

G · The Voice of Reason Joined: 02 Feb 2002 Karma :

think "I don't care if this is bike related, it's going in random banter"

iloveriding · Trackday Trickster Joined: 24 May 2007 Karma :

rag it around town cutting every one up and making a fool of myself
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iooi · Super Spammer Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Karma :

Singing the bikers antham at the top of my voice... Ann & Joe
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Just because my bike was A DIVVY, does not mean i am......

Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

Like most, but not all ped bwois do. The pure power of the 50CC ped............
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

ken · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

gave me an adrenalin rush like....
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latest bike 03 R1 in zee red and black

Steve - RS125 · Spanner Monkey Joined: 05 Mar 2006 Karma :

Like a flat chested she-man gives a tit wank...........
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Suzuki VL Intruder 125cc - September 2004 to July 2005
Aprilia RS 125cc - July 2005 to Present
Suzuki RF600RR - May 2006 to October 2006 (RIP RF600)

Cigaro · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Karma :

Unfortunatley, after an hour of this, I couldn't hold it in any more.

tokarev · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jan 2005 Karma :

and I fell off the ped at a stupidly fast 12 miles per hour...

hellkat · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

And went to an injury lawyer wot I had seen on the telly
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Not nearly as interesting in real life.