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Master Card Wedding

You gotta love this guy.

This is a true story about a recent wedding that

took place at Clemson University. It made the

local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned

it on his show.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the

groom got up on stage with a

microphone to talk to the

crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,

many from long distances, to support them at

their wedding. He especially wanted to thank

the bride's family & to especially thank his

new father-in-law for providing such a

lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped

to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the

wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed

that this was his gift to everyone, & asked
them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his

bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions

for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,

"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,

"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first

thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the Wedding

immediately after finding out about the affair, this

guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing

were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s

parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
wedding & reception, & best of all,

trashing the bride's & his best

man's reputations in front of

300+ friends & family

members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card

"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:

$32,000...

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:

$3,000...

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:

$8,500...

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

glossy of the bride humping his best man:

Priceless...

There are some things money can't buy,

for everything else there's

MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,

it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -

What you do today, might burn
your ass tomorrow.
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