Jack Chick

[Tristan.]

Thought some of you might enjoy this bloke, sorry if I offend anyone, but tbh if you share his views then... damn.

Right, basically he's your run of the mill American Fundementalist nutcase, only in order to spread the good word, he produces cartoons to be handed out on subways and such (how I found out about him) The cartoons are hilarious partly because of the art and truely attrocious dialogue, and partly because of the way that he just ignores basically the entire Christian faith, and only talks about original sin, and demonises so many other organisations using ridiculous straw man arguments (every antagonist, be he Catholic, Jew, Scientist, or 'witch' (anyone who chooses not to believe in god apparently actually chooses to hate him) is portrayed as a complete nob end who can't piece together an argument without being abusive, spitting all over the place and looking ugly (rather worryingly with Jewish caracature features)

heres a few of my favorites
probably my favorite

These two set out how he thinks the world treats his beliefs (or will)
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0018/0018_01.asp

I like this one for the believable dialogue
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0098/0098_01.asp

It's worth reading this one just for the line "those two men that came to see you... bring them out so that we may know them (sexually)" Plus the fact a biblical character offers up his two daughters to be brutally raped instead of a couple of blokes he just met.
https://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0084/0084_01.asp

Well anyway here's the full collection, I'm sure some of you probably think I'm petty sifting through these to poke fun at, hell I don;t have much of a comeback, I find them really funny
https://www.chick.com/catalog/tractlist.asp

Oh and if you only click one link from this post, please let it be this one, a video adaption of one of his tracts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfbTHIu0LbM
part two: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUuC9Z-t6xg&mode=related&search=
If you get bored, just skip to the end of part two, it's the wierdest piece of TB ever.

[Dave McCool]

Wow.

Just, wow.

That video is easily the most fucked up thing I think I've ever seen. You actually couldn't make that up, it was funny because of how terribly scripted and acted it was (my personal favourite was the amyl nitrate part) but it was also scary that they're trying to preach that crap to kids.

Also, their idea of 'porno books' actually made me laugh out loud quite hard.
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[Ariel Badger]

Thanks so much!
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[Ben.]

o God i haven't slagged off christianity for a good while now.
Personally i think its all bull shit, and i can pretty much prove that God is in fact evil, and anything you say is hypocritical and contradictory to what you base your beleif on. But believe what you want i don't care.



Now the bit I do care about is when you shove your religion down my throat, and I'm afraid in England that's what happening. Christianity is the basis and foundation for our laws, which is wrong, and religions have way too much power, they should be treated as a group or social gathering event, they should not be exempt from tax, and they sure as fuck should not be allowed to get away with breaking a law because they're religion says otherwise. A religion is nothing more that a group of people who share the same opinion, just like say bikers, we aren't allowed to wear helmets around school because all us bikers think we should be allowed to .

Well anyway i digress, the laws are contradictory, and fucked up, and totally biased towards christians.
When did you last hear a satanist being allowed to cencor things on the TV?
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[LeeR]

A mate of mine who used to work as a psychiatric nurse told me that rule number one is never acknowledge or enter the realm of the insane, you just feed their delusions.

If a guy thinks he's Napoleon ignore it, call him by his real name never call him Napoleon. Similarly with the religious don't debate, or be objective, there is/are no god(s) {period} anything else is a waste of time, money, and energy and you're actually doing them more harm than good.
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[pa_broon74]

In the Wounded Children vid, its ironic that they're bemoaning homosexuality as being evil when the kid's dad has the gayest moustache I've ever seen...

The devil is quite convincing though...
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