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greatmoorred
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: The pain !!! Reply with quote

Went to the dentist today to have a tooth out.
It was a bit brutal when they pulled it out, looked like they had been in my tool box and brought a few of the heavier items out !!
but,thanks to the painkiller injection it was all good.
Unfortunately the injection has now worn off and ive got a big bleeding hole in my mouth that really hurts.
And im starving. Crying or Very sad
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Cigaro
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get some decent vodka. That's what I did when I had two teeth out, and not only did it take the pain away but it also helped the healing process Very Happy
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PostPosted: 16:42 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just stick you tongue in the hole and lick out the blood jelly that will sort the hunger pangs out. Wink
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PostPosted: 16:43 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ibropfan (sp?) usually does the trick. Drink some soup not to hot or cold through a straw.
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PostPosted: 17:41 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get a gob full of whisky and make sure it's swilling around over the area with the pain.

Keep it there for about 5 minutes and then swallow it, and repeat. This is very important. You must keep up treatments.

Initially, the whisky in your mouth will directly numb the area and dull the pain, but after a while you'll notice you'll no longer need to hold the whisky over the area as the pain will mysteriously subside by itself.

You'll probably also feel quite happy by this stage and it's advisable that you don't drive for a bit.

Well, that's what I do anyway.

Empty stomach you say? Even better. Thumbs Up
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greatmoorred
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

And the even better news is that there is still a bit of rotten root in there that will rquire a trip to the dental hospital Very Happy
Still starving, by the way. Ive only had a bowl of special K at 8am.
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PostPosted: 19:24 - 18 Oct 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

you need salt & vinegar crisps.
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