From Bad To Worse!!

[Demonic69]

What a shit start to the day!!
On my way to work and noticed a shit-load of traffic. Filtered through all of it only to be stopped by a bunch of lazy-scum-fuck-protesters!!
Whining about war on Iraq. They held up 3 lanes of traffic and we had to trundle along behind them at walking pace. One asked me nicely not to plough through which I agreed to. After 25 minutes of slow moving I could smell the heat from the bike. And saw that my rad had pissed coolant all over the floor - Enter the pissed off Rhino!!

I then ploughed through half their number, only hurt one or two-ish. Then a few stopped me getting any further. One gave me a lecture on Iraq and told me that I wasn't getting past. I replied "This is a peacful protest now, get the fuck out of my way or that's about to change", I pointed out that if my engine overheated an seized I would personally take it out on every one of them.
Some dizzy lass on a pushbike rode in front of me to stop me getting further, so I rode up to the side of her and shoved her off
then hollered "Now get the fuck out of my way before I really start", at which point they cleared a space for me.

I rode down at 50mph to try and cool the now smoking engine. Made it to work and the bike's left cooling in the garage.

Then I log onto BCF to see that I'm now known as "The Pink Rhino"!!!!! WTF????

If I wasn't seeing Em at lunch I'd probably be really upset ny now!!
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[Scotty]

Sounds like you had a bit of a ruff day so far.
And Their lucky really you did stay behind them for like 20 mins.
I know when my coolents over flowing or not doing its job.
The damn coolent fill up usually overflows, knocks the rubber cap off and shoots up my ass. i realls shouldnt say shoots up my ass in one sentace because i know some one will quote me on it.
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Scott

[Demonic69]

Lol, well everyone at BdB knows what my Rad's like. Tis fooked!
So it just weeeed all over the floor. Needs fixing properly.
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[Scotty]

Whats wrong with it exactly?
I mean it shouldnt piss coolent out everywhere if its just sitting there and your not revving it...
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Scott

[Stew]

Thats a shitter Dean, you should've just ploughed through in the first place. what ya gonna do about the radiator now? try more rad weld or buy a new one??

Have a karma point to help you through the rest of the day.......and btw the pink rhino suits you
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[Demonic69]

Cheers stooey. Scotty, it's got a hole in it
Just called up a rad company, they recjon they can use aluminium glue to fix it. I'll prob whip it off this weekend and take it down.

I tried to plough through, but the coppers stopped me. When they saw the coolant they just nodded me on.
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[Annabella]

Poor DeanBean

<<<<<HUG>>>>>

oh btw, enjoy your luncheon
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[Joe Camel]

Scotty, where do you have to sit to get hot coolant to shoot up your ass

I could do with an enema after last nights curry !!hehe
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[Ste]

Hmmmm, thanks for that thought Joe!

Do you think those protesors gained any support by doing that in rush hour? No, of course not! They just think, "maximum impact, lets do it!"

stupid people!

[JimboJ]

if theres gonna be a war, theres no point in faggoty protests is there? silly people deserve a slap. if they want to fight a protest then go and knock on mr blairs door and shout OI YOU NOOOOOO etc and then hit mr blair
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[Ste]

Ermmm, there might be better ways to go about it!

And if the government doesnt have the support of thier Country for it, then they loss all politcal support, which is what they want. (and blair wants it from bush )

I was suggesting there might be better ways of going about it, rather than just pissing off a large amount of commuters!

[Wingchunal]

Dam your days sucks so far well it can only get better go see your fancy lady im sure she sort you out

[G]

Unfortunatley the country seems to have rose-tinted filters on their TV's as far as Blair is concerned... he's broken a lot of election promises (including major one, such as not putting tax up.. grrrrrrr) and generally isn't that good... he does however have the ability to make a crappy situation *appear* good to the general populace .

[Demonic69]

We can't actually say that this government had done one good thing for this country. Plenty of bad but nothing worth saying "Well done Mr. Blair". And most of the general populace don't give a shit.

I saw Emma at lunch, day's a lot better now
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[Wingchunal]

Did she have a play on the rhino

[Demonic69]

no she's as ill as I am but she cheers me up just by being there
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[Wingchunal]

Whens your book on love coming out then ?

[G]

>>I saw Emma at lunch, day's a lot better now <<

awww.... at least some one had a good time

I rode around for an hour looking for a garage which my flates TZR which he's just sold is in. They the new owner that it's unsafe to ride .

Finally found, to find that not only is it closed between 1 and 2 but isn't open at all on Thursdays

[Demonic69]

I feel like I could write one with her matey
She flatters me just by being with me!!
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[andrew]

[Bendy]

That's so sweeeeeeet.

[Demonic69]

Sorry if I go on about her. I'm just still amazed that I can get a woman like her. Dunno what I did in a past life but it must've been bloody good!
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[andrew]

Dont say sorry Deano matey, we've all felt like that one time or another.
Dont keep putting yourself down tho, shes obviously with you for a reason.
Perhaps its the pink bike?? Joke!

Hope it all goes well for you mate.

[Demonic69]

Cheers mate. I'm not really putting myself down, she's just so fantastic I can't believe my luck. It MUST be the pink bike!! Wow!!
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[Scotty]

So in the End Dean has the last laugh about the Pink Bike.
Damn!
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Scott