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Tristan. |
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 Posted: 00:55 - 07 Nov 2007 Post subject: A bit of maths 'fun' |
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OK maybe not, doubt this'll appeal to anyone, but I thought it was kind of cool
step one, start with two algebreic terms:
a = x
step two, multiply both sides by x:
ax = x^2
step three, multiply both sides by -1:
-ax = -x^2
step four, add a^2 to both sides:
a^2-ax = a^2-x^2
step five, both sides are factorised:
a(a-x) = (a-x)(a+x)
step six, divide both sides by (a-x):
a = a+x
step seven, since a = x (step one) we can replace all instances of a with x:
x = x+x
x = 2x
1 = 2
shit I think I just broke maths, nah not quite. Theres a mistake in one of the steps. |
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How and why can you find maths fun.
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I used to love maths at school, used to do old exam papers just for the fun of it, am I a saddo?  ____________________ Enjoy everyday, tell those you love everyday you love them
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John C |
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Yeah, in step 6 you divided by a-x and sice a=x, a-x must be 0
You cant divide by zero, it's not allowed!
if you dont like algebra do it with numbers.
0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0
So
0 x 1 = 0 x 2
divide by zero gives:
1 = 2
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John C wrote: | Yeah, in step 6 you divided by a-x and sice a=x, a-x must be 0
You cant divide by zero, it's not allowed!
if you dont like algebra do it with numbers.
0 x 1 = 0
0 x 2 = 0
So
0 x 1 = 0 x 2
divide by zero gives:
1 = 2
Bollocks does it!  |
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Girls=time x money (the two things you spend on them)
time is money (time=money)
so girls = money x money =money^2
money is the root of all evil (money=sqrt(evil))
so girls = sqrt(evil)^2
= evil
Girls are evil!
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Old Thread Alert!
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