Women

[Philious]

What is it with women?

Its like fishing in a way, you spend ages trying to get a bite then 2 come along...

Does anyone else get this or is it just me?
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[dodsi]

Nope, must be just you.

You must me a sex god or something.

[Philious]

I wouldnt consider myself that
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Theory : Passed 28/7/09 Module 1: Passed 21/09/09 Module 2: Passed 23/09/09

[Fisty]

Time for a 3some?
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[colin1]

id agree, if u get a woman, others are more interested in you, because you are more confidant .

Its easier to pull when you already have a woman, as you know you dont need to.
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[Ahmato_]

You have two hands, can't you punch em both in the tits
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SavageKymco wrote: lol yea yea, im just gettin food here, keep my strength up you know. all this killing takes a lot out of a guy Ha ha

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[faddius]

Happens to me and my friends, go for ages being single, get to the point where your considering cutting off your little guy and becoming a enuch because its not being used for anything.

Then 1 girl comes along, you think what the hey, why not - shes not that great but I could do with it - then about 3 or 4 jump on you - which takes you back to square one - your considering cutting off your little guy just so you can get some alone time without several girls harassing you.

Or maybe its just me having something in my conscience demanded that I must cut off dangly body parts.

[killa]

Yeah i was single for a bit and some hottie had interest, i thought...ok cool, i started seeing her.
Was down the pub the next week adn met another girl, probably not quite as stunning, but i got on really well with her. Decided to see her a bit more instead and then she moved out of my town!!
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[Jamie.]

This always happens to me, I said to a few of my mates and they all say the same thing happens.

[JonT]

This always happens to.. no.. no it doesn't

[quacker_boy]

My friend was drunk one time and got turned down by this girl he liked.

I said to him "Don't worry mate there's plenty more fish in the sea"

He punches me as hard as he can in the jaw and says "Girls aren't fish Chris!!!"
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wizzzard wrote: Imagine God just stopping by, tidying your front room up and then quietly letting himself out again. Statisticly more likely to happen than Korn being on here.

[TheShaggyDA]

[quacker_boy]

No he KO'd himself. Walked straight into a lamppost and just collapsed in a shit heap. We left him there and got the permanent marker out
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wizzzard wrote: Imagine God just stopping by, tidying your front room up and then quietly letting himself out again. Statisticly more likely to happen than Korn being on here.

[TheShaggyDA]

Still, you could have kicked him hard in the balls so he'd have a week's worth of purple plums as a reminder to not be a twat.
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[ms51ves3]

Women are too complicated. Turn gay