If your bike was a woman.....

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

Inspired from that other thread plus, we've had the 'if your bike was an animal thread' so come on.... If your bike was a woman, who would it/he/she be?

Mine = not decided. Laughing

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V2 · Nearly there... Joined: 06 Feb 2006 Karma :

The one that only gets ridden a few times a month but loves it and is crap at giving head. Laughing

T1z3R · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Karma :

sylvester stallones maw.
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D O G · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Dec 2006 Karma :

dirty and noisy, with a big, round bootay

Nice Wink

trevoriv · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jun 2005 Karma :

Well I keep dropping my bike. Sounds about right for the women thing as well. How uncanny.
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MoshizZ · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Karma :

Haha, erm, i dont know! Probably some girl i know Wink

Good comparason though...

Rides shite in the morning and at night time, good in the day when you're at work.

They cost a fortune.

The smaller it is, the more stick you get from your mates Very Happy

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Fahd · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Karma :

Mine would be a petite young lady with a surprising amount of power... Very Happy

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Wafer_Thin_Ham · Super Spammer Joined: 18 Nov 2005 Karma :

Mine would be a busty high maintainence exotic Italian.
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

Some hot Jap chick in a school girls uniform.

I did have pics to show. But lets keep this a safe for work thread.
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m0l0t0v · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Sep 2006 Karma :

Naked and fun Cool

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TUG · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 May 2007 Karma :

attention seeking emo slut

Rolling Eyes

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The Tot · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

Well, my 250 is like an innocent catholic schoolgirl with short skirt. I called her clarissa actually! She used to scream every time i rode her hard, but got shagged too easily (parts breaking). Definately weren't a virgin when i had my first ride!

The Zed, it's like riding McGee's mum, safe, predicatable, boring Razz

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Glen · Spanner Monkey Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Karma :

Mines a filthy old whore; Rough around the edges and goes down on me a lot Laughing

kitty kat · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Jun 2007 Karma :

well my bike is male and like no-one I have ever met as he gives me a good ride everytime Smile

7000 revs (82mph) is amazing, but 7500 is orgasmic Laughing

How many men can match that? Razz

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Joeb46 · Traffic Copper Joined: 04 Nov 2007 Karma :

mines a whining little chink that makes a lot of noise over nothing Wink

LUXY DJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Karma :

dirty raw ripper! tho still wears clothes, but only enuff to still show ya what shes got under it all

pulls like fcuk when im ragging her

& faster i go, the higher she screams!

Wink

tho gotta be careful caue shes got HID Mr. Green

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

All these replies are sounding interesting.... Laughing

McGee, I'm sure you could send me the pics and I could tell you if they're NSFW. Thumbs Up

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Philious · Brolly Dolly Joined: 28 Jun 2005 Karma :

A japanese farmers daughter, rarely gets washed, gets used and abused and is just slower than the other girls.

She isnt particularly pretty, she's low maintenance and she don't drink much.

When you look at it from this point of view you wonder why I'm with her..... Laughing

She is so sold once my test is done and dusted. Thumbs Up

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