Bike knocked over at work, revenge time!!! updated.

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

This afternoon my bike was reversed into and knocked over by an indian gentleman in the main car park at work. There is minimal damage ( thank got for crash bungs) but what has annoyed me is he drove off.

It was all caught on cctv, he reversed into it, knocked it over, got out of his car attempted to pick the bike up but couldnt then drove off.

He didnt report the accident to security or to me ( he knows its my bike ) which has really annoyed me. The police seemed pretty uninterested as it was on private land and security arent too bothered either.

Tomorrow is revenge time. I have 20 meters of lifting chain at work which im going to thread through his wheels then padlock it shut, leave a note on his windscreen telling him where the keys are (in my pocket).
Then when he comes to see me im going to ask him to explain his actions.

The bloke i work with are disgusted by him as we all thought he was a decent person.

Anyway there will be pictures of the revenge tomorrow so you can all have a good giggle at them.
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deanoet · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jul 2007 Karma :

It can be equally funny to confront him, very loudly and more importantly very publically. Smile

Revenge is sweet, but remember it can easily twist round onto you.
2 wrongs dont make a right, makes you feel a hell of a lot better, but doesnt make it right. Smile

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St0rmer66 · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Nov 2005 Karma :

I'm looking forward to this already Cool

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Jamie S · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Dec 2006 Karma :

Punch him in the tits !
~*Coat , door ,gone*~ Wink

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

The chain isnt to cause damage, its to stop him driving off and so that he comes to see me. When he leaves work its my lunchtime so he will have to come see me in the canteen with 15+ other fitters sat in there.

Methinks he will be a tad shy.....
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Bardeey · Scooby Slapper Joined: 29 May 2007 Karma :

Oh boy please do this... Hilarious!!
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powelly · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 May 2007 Karma :

get a few mates and some scafolding poles and tip his car over.

Laughing

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Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

Lol I guess tripping his car over is just like him knocking your bike over.

Make sure he can see the chains and doesn't try and drive off. A friend recently lost her wheel trim when someone took it off (as a joke) and left it on the floor next to her wheel and she didn't notice!
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TheDonUK · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Karma :

Do it, and pics please, i look forward to it.

powelly · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 May 2007 Karma :

ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

Haha awsome, do it and take pics Wink

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lllN30lll · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Jun 2005 Karma :

pics, or your just talking the talk. Thumbs Up

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iooi · Super Spammer Joined: 14 Jan 2007 Karma :

Fisty · Super Spammer Joined: 11 Apr 2007 Karma :

im not going to cause damage with the fork truck lol!
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powelly · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 May 2007 Karma :

Jull · Spanner Monkey Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

If he didn't notice your bike before knocking it over, I reckon he's got no chance of seeing the chain and'll try to drive off Laughing

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Fahd · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Karma :

In a twisted way I am looking forward to this, however my conscience says I shouldn't enjoy such a thing... Laughing

calum17 · Brolly Dolly Joined: 25 Oct 2007 Karma :

MaybeGuy · Super Spammer Joined: 12 Mar 2007 Karma :

you better do it! cant be saying all this then go and not do it!
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!! Mr. Green

Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith