Someone admitted being a bike thief to my face today!

[Cigaro]

Well I was standing outside a cafe today having a cup of tea and a smoke, and a little trackied scrote came over with his mates in tow and asked me for a fag.

Being a kind soul, I obliged, and even lit it for him.

Then he said 'How much did you pay for your cub?'
'200. Good little bike isn't it?' I said.
'Yeah I know. You've got to keep an eye on it though, easy to rob' says he.
'Yeah, definitely', said I.
Then he goes...

'I robbed one of these from a bloke's garden once. Cut the chain, stuck a screwdriver down the ignition, and started it.'

I didn't know what to say. There was 5 other equally nasty little cunts in tow, and if I'd sparked him out then and there I may have got twatted myself.

Should I have battered him? What do you think?

I just said 'Well done mate'. I think he could tell I wasn't impressed, as they buggered off shortly after.

[Dragonfly]

Humm well I would have been pissed off but can understand why you wouldn't start on him with 5 of them there. Different for me I am a girl and I would open my mouth as am less likely to get hit by them and if they did they would be fecked. Little dickheads though, pisses me off that.
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[Hetzer]

I would have said something along the lines of "Oh, you're one of those despicable scumbags are you? Would you like to try and nick mine right now?"

Hopefully they would have tried something on.
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[Itchy]

I reckon maybe the scrote reckoned that you were a theif and had nicked it too.


I reckon you should go and find them in the future, hey kid I saw a C90 a couple streets down .....

Obviously the bike has been covered with a fine dusting of lye....
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[spikenipple]

What you need to do is put a discreet layer of nitroglycerine on the grips, then leave the bike unlocked around an open area.
It'll be hard for them to steal again, with no hands.
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[ram_doom]

Awkward situation, best way of dealing with it, would be to plunge your keys into the side of his neck, whilst simultaneously whipping your fuel cap off then kicking the cub over on its side, spilling the fuel in a puddle around the other pikeys, and igniting it with a casual flick of your cigarette/lighter

I'd have probably just called them scum myself, but...
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[Eddie Hitler]

Dont you feel even more gutted you gave one of your Cigs, bought with your hard earned money, to a bike theif?

I would'a gone mental.

[Tristan.]

Back when LukeVFR 'died' I went out for a ride in his honour at about two in the morning, got to the multi storey where the bike was and found it locked overnight. A couple of pissed pikeys where walking past and noticed my lid. One of 'em started going on about his VFR, in a really twattish manner, I made it clear that I didn't give a fuck when he turned to his mate and said "best bike we ever nicked eh"
cue me doing the hardest thing I've ever done in my life, placing my lid on the ground and walking straight into him, asking what the fuck he was on about. I was expecting a smack but he completely backed down, with me stood silent and arms folded well inside his personal space, him and his mate really started squirming, giving excuses (it was a write off, left on a trailer etc) and stuff.

It was awesome, padded jackets and kevlar knuckels are awesome, in the end he said "I dunno why you want a fight, I dont" and I told him to fuck off.

[st3v3]

^that's it, Gwon son.

As soon as you stand up, they fook off.

As for the OP, I'm with Hetz.

Say: cool, would you be comfortable taking mine, right now on your own?

He says Yes or no, you say "go on then, see what you get" or "fine, fuck off". Simple.
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[Skudd]

well I would have jumped up pulled out my Uzzi 9mm shot the guy in the ear while doing a high kick to the throat of the first of the other chavs. Then I would have done a handstand while holding the shoulders of one of the other chavs and do a full leg sweep to knock them all out. After their blood had gushed into the gutter I would have finished my coffee. Then get on my bike and pull a massive wheelie at 90mph along the pavement past all the bizzies giving them the bird as I did so.

Or I would have said nothing to the chav but watched my bike a little closer and point him out to other bikers.
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[colin1]

probably bullshit bravado, and he has never done it
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[Ichy]

Its funny, some kid says that he nicks bikes to try and look hard with his little friends and you talk on how you 'might' of reacted with violence. Yet I tell people that I'm a serial killer and they just laugh.

Ah well, I guess in a few years when I get caught that you'll post of how you would of dealt with me with your 'kevlar' gloves and CG in silhouette behind you.

[Tristan.]

Was that aimed at me Ichy? I'm not entirely sure I get what you mean, but it seems your calling bullshit on my story.

Meh, if I was going to make up a story it would be a lot more interesting. And there wasn't a cug behind me, mine got stolen a few weeks before the incident, hence why I was more inclined to do it.

[Ichy]

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[steveh]

prop some scrote playing big man.


not worth getting yourself hurt over it but i see your point, the world is full of bike theifs, you cant hit them all, just hope that its never going to be your bike.


steve.
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