did you wake up in a peculiar place? thread

[kiers]

whixch peculiar place did you wake up in?

i woke up under my bed, next to a matress at quarter to 6.

who else woke up in a peculiar place?
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[pwntifex]

I haven't slept yet.
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[Ste]

Sleep is for the weak.

[MoshizZ]

Got para...

Phoned everyone at the pub

Walked home, saw a bumper from a crash earlier in the week, carried it a mile and a half to my mates flat...

Played GH3 for about 2 hours, they went to bed which left me and 2 others, we just put porn on while we were dosing off...

Got a little bit of sleep, woke up with a head covered in shaving foam and got a lift back...

Im well and truly fucked

And my dad is still in bed...



Happy new year...
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[MoshizZ]

[Groove]

I woke up with a girl on the end of "bob"
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[benjami]

I woke up in my bed, with a jug of water to drink from.

Not too peculiar - I'm just too lazy to get a glass.

[steveh]

woke up on the sofa, under a tiny little cover.
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[quacker_boy]

Got rudely awoken by the fucking Indian and Pakistani builders with their sodding hammers at 6:30...an hour after i'd gone to sleep...outside my gate.

Turns out i'd forgotton my keys and was too fucked to try and climb over...so slept outside and rang the doorbell when i got woken up
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[Weedy]

Woke up on the floor of someone's house I'd only met for the first time last night 86 miles from where I live.
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[DEN MONKEY]

yup in a strange house with a condom hangin out of my arse and a dollar bill in my hand.
Long and painful walk home I'll tell ya
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[Fawbish]

Woke up on the floor, in the corner of my room - apparently Id fallen asleep sat with knees to my chest, and a metal shelf as a cushion. Not too weird.


Though me and two mates walking 4 miles home at 4am, stealing "For Sale" signs, and marching along with them, singing the tunes to Pink Panther, The Great Escape and Our National Anthem, each of us wearing one of the other two's shoes, was a pretty surreal memory. And we turned up at a party at about half 4 thinking it was gonna be mad, and it turned out it was tons of straightedge bastards, and none of em were drunk. So we downed the bottles we had, and stole a piggy bank and a small christmas tree. I cant even remember what happened after that, but my mate text me the day after with "Mate, good fucking thing we're all pretty fast eh!"

I dont even know why its a good thing! But I must find out.


All in all, surreal and weird, but highly enjoyable.


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[jimbothe]

I actually had a serious drinking session on new years eve considering I dont normally touch the stuff

Didnt finish work until half ten then went home, got changed and rode to a small town just up the road from me. My plan was to meet mates in the pub there and then go back to one of theirs and kip on the sofa after all the festivities...

Well I woke up at 9am on new years day in the pub garden, lying half under a pub bench and a girl lying beside me
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[Eddie Hitler]

Woke up in a new friends house in the middle of Norwich on the sofa at 4pm. Then played Xbox till 8pm.

[matt_uk]

In one of my mates recently ex girlfriends bed..

Whos mum used to be one of my teachers lol


Uh-Oh.
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