Your "Best" Moments...

[bushguy]

Time to cough up those moments of idiocy that you look back on and think wtf was i doing...just to get the ball rolling and loosen our mongloid tongues here is one of mine:

finnished a long days hard work riding out of the courtyard on my spanking new SV, hop off to close the gate leaving the bike on its stand facing down a rather steep hill just as I had seen my mate do 100 times on his own. I simply failed to realise it had to be in gear to stop it going horribly wrong and throwing itself at the floor , I turn round just in time to see my pride and joy crumpled in a heap (thank God for crash bungs is all i can say)

As bad as that was I think my mates story beats my own. Having managed to pass her CBT I later discovered she had not only fallen off but had also cracked a fuel tank and still scrape a pass (the same buggers wanted to fail me for stalling).
Thinking no more of I take her out and she opts to buy an NSR which thanks to some family issues she stores at my place while she figures out how to tell her parents she not only wants a bike but has indeed gone out and bought one (and a right hunk of junk it was too), anyway the months pass and she finally comes to pick it up. We go to leave and she asks "how do you do gears...?". She failed to mention after her CBT crash she had done the rest on a moped and as such had no clue as to how to ride. After 30 mins of my own teaching (in vein) and many crunches as she dropped the bike I told her to go and get another CBT done before she even thought about touching the machine again.

Gotta love her but sadly this isnt the last of her incidents...so lets here yours anyway

P.S apologies for wall of text but i could go on about this one

[bushguy]

My apologies, been done here:
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=136104