The devil has challenged you to a rock-off

[stinkwheel]

I've been watching Tenacious D's film 'Pick of Destiny'.

So, you've been challenged to a rock-off by the devil and if you lose, you become Satans 'bitch' and "Gargle mayonaise for eternity".

You have a choice of ANY band and piece of rock music with which to defeat the devil and blow his sorry arse back to hell. Who do you choose and what do you get them to play?

My choice would be either Iron Maiden "Run to the Hills" or Deep Purple "Child in Time" (the full vesion with Ritchie Blackmores guitar solos and the longest and highest period of sustained wailing in the history of the world.)

Iron Maiden
Deep Purple
Tenacious D rock-off
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[T1z3R]

purely guitar hero fueled talk here but fire and flames by dragonforce for a rock off...if he hasnt fallen asleep after 7 minutes of finger bleeding

mind you reigning blood by slayers an options to
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[stinkwheel]

[colin1]

pantera-walk
ministry-stigmata

im struggling on a 3rd purely as i dont listen to much rock

er...

ramstein-du hast
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[stinkwheel]

The Pantera track, while extremely heavy. I don't get the feeling that they really MEAN it. For example I didn't see a single pelvic thrust and their eyes are open. There is however just enough guitar wanking to keep the evil one at bay for a time.

Ministry. The initial length of the track is highly promising. If I were gathering soles to torment, I would be intimidated. Do not however fall into the trap of thinking rock is the same thing as metal. Noone is caressing the neck of their guitar in the same way as they would make love to a beautiful woman. Capturing the power of your guitar in the palm of your hand (while avoiding writing a ballad) is the road to defeating bealzebub.

Ramstein would indeed repell the devil as their totally blank approach to rock makes them a sinister and unappealing target. Rumour has it they have no soul anyway. Ramstein would dismantle the Devil in the same way as one would dismantle an engine, as opposed to shredding him with the power of their riffs.
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[colin1]

[stinkwheel]

[colin1]

or this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MII3ns2KTBc
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[california_rookie]

Anything from John Schaffer (lead guitarist) of Iced Earth would probably leave Satan's asshole smoking.

Into Eternity is a damned interesting band, with a pretty phenomenal guitarist. Too bad it's so hard to pick out the guitars with Youtube's crap audio. One more.

Lamb of God are also pretty good for guitars.

As are Avenged Sevenfold. Not their newest song, but if you've seen Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas... And their guitarist thinks every song need a solo. Fine by be.
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[phantomtek]

Lil' Bloodred Riding Hood - Children of Bodom (Infact, anything by Children of Bodom - Lexi knows how to weild an axe)

Battery - Metallica

Du Hast by Rammstein is not the best song you could have chosen - I would say Feuer Frei or Kuss Mich would be alot better.

Revolution is My Name - Pantera

Heretic Anthem - Slipknot (Though the devil might dig the subject matter )

Something abit less heavy but still relentless - Freebird - SO MANY SOLOS!

Take any of the best guitarists and let them freestyle and thats about the best music ever!

Cool as fook topic Stinky

[pa_broon74]

I don't suppose anything by Genesis would do...

In that case, probably Powermad's Slaughterhouse.


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[MarJay]

Tenacious D - the pick of destiny is quite possibly the worst film I've ever been to see at the cinema.

Also, Run To The Hills is probably my least favourite Iron Maiden track. Its on a par with Rhyme of the ancient mariner IMO.

The best for a rock off though is quite clearly two minutes to midnight, as it has some of the hardest riffs and one of the best intros in chrisendom.

Alternatively Whicker man, Hooks in You, Fear Of The Dark, Still Life, Can I play with madness?, Invaders, Killers, or Prowler might fit the bill...
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[_Will_]

Hmm, lemme see.

Bit of Arch enemy Nemesis

Stratovarius, Stratosphere

Avenged sevenfold either Beast and the harlot or Burn it down.

Firewind - The fire and the fury.

Dragonforce - Fury of the storm.

Any of those
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[neatbik]

For pure shredding prowess i'd nominate zakk wylde, particulary 'in this river' from the last dvd - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkU-7yzD2ZM

For sheer kick ass metal i'd say metallica, enter sandman. yes, it might be their most 'famous track, but it sure does fuckin rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYDetbwegs

[mr jamez]

Awesome thread

[virus]

would have to be:

hells bells - AC/DC

through the fire and the flames - dragonforce

wicker man - iron maiden

cowboys from hell - pantera

fucking hostile - pantera

and to top it off:
fade to black / seek and destroy - metallica


all on my ipod for the ride to college


Cheers
John
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[ram_doom]

Anything by Anthrax should see him well and truly fucked
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[pwntifex]

"Shield For Your Eyes, a Beast in the Well on Your Hand" by Melt Banana. I think that might do the job. Glitch guitars and a bassline that rolls better than a schoolbus in an episode of "THE A-TEAM"? Awww yeah. Until it got to the 'singing'. But that might floor him in terms of unexpectedness.

That song is worth it just for the noises Ichirou makes at 3:12 and 3:54.
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[NickD]

I'm not really into the wankier end of guitar stuff any more, not for many years....... but if we're talking a proper 'pick of destiny' style rock off, there's only one choice.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0S9vi_cWPM&feature=related

Satan never had a chance.

Gayest cover ever though!
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[Fawbish]

Awesome thread stinkwheel


Listened to every song on here, besides a fair few more.


But If i had to choose just one song, to beat that Red Bastard back to the hell from whence he came, it would have to be something of such beauty, such oomph, that satans arsehole would shed a small tear for it.

Recorded Version

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w-0bSo9OcI&feature=related

Live Version (even better - you can see the shredding...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEBSxP725w&feature=related


Eruption - Eddie Van Halen


Satan could fear nothing more than this.


Except perhaps Chuck Norris. But thats neither here nor there.
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[MarJay]

I think with Clive Burr (pre illness) on Drums, Bruce Dickinson singing, Eddie Van Halen, Slash and the ghost of Hendrix on guitars and probably Mark King from Level 42 on bass, that 'ole satan might have a bit of an issue...
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[ram_doom]

I have the ultimate satan killing heavy metal cover with awesome boards, searing guitar riffs, and banshee vocals Why didnt I think of it before!!!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=FjeMDvCdrtc
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[hellkat]

Excellent thread.
The devil's just a shouty man in a pair of woolly trousers.
Pah!


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[quacker_boy]

As i scrolled down through this thread i was Umming and Aahing...

I don't know if this cuts it but fuck it. A few of my favourite balls out metal songs that should stun and then some.

Trigger by In Flames https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwbyMKIdTMo

Anthem (We are the Fire) by Trivium https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFTCnK1cuEU

Wait and Bleed by Slipknot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1unzN2zsA4k

Scream, Aim and Fire by Bullet for My Valentine https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hLRfa5_nV0

Enjoy. Let us know your opinion Stink.
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