Rabbit - 0, Jake - 1

JakeyR · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Karma :

Well i was riding home tonight, about 1am ish, went the backroads home, next thing i see a rabbit run out in front of me, i was doing about 60/70, tried to swerve out the way but twatted it with me footpeg, feel a bit shit really, went back and scooped it off the road, put it in the bushes and was on me way.

Get home to find my bright white oxtars covered in brain juice, and my footpegs are covered in blood too, lovely. Laughing

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chris-red · Have you considered a TDM? Joined: 21 Sep 2005 Karma :

You shouldn't served unless it is the size of a small dog, was the rabbit the size of a small dog? Laughing

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TheDonUK · World Chat Champion Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Karma :

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truslack · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Apr 2007 Karma :

I had one running to the left and right of the front tyre yesterday on a 30 road, suddenly it slowed down and went under the bike, not sure if it went under the back wheel or not Laughing

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garth · World Chat Champion Joined: 15 Dec 2004 Karma :

I win so far...

Pheasant to the chest at 85/90.

Pheasants are heavy.

Smile

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Timmeh · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Nov 2006 Karma :

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YUN · Traffic Copper Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Karma :

Poor rabbits...i only say this since I have 2 pet rabbits at home.

But saying this, I've ran over a few pigeons and I THINK a fox. I defo felt a bump under the tyre but when I stopped to look back and check if the lil critter was ok....it Disappeared.
I must've been hallucinating and therefore can erase my name from the cute animal killer list!

faddius · Traffic Copper Joined: 16 Jun 2007 Karma :

Nothing like a pigeon to the shoulder Thumbs Up

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MoshizZ · Could Be A Chat Bot Joined: 10 Mar 2007 Karma :

I win.

1st Time i ever rode my bike on the road and i was being followed by my dad to make sure i was alright on it.

About 10 mins in, pidgeon flew straight at me, i tried to duck but it smacked the helmet and bounced off his bonnet.

Poor rabbit too Razz

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Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

An Owl flew into my leg on bike, was doing about 50mph at the time. Anyway its wings where fooked so I rung its neck and put it in the hedge.

My friend had a Bat fly into helmet while out riding once. Fun times.
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Fawbish · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jan 2006 Karma :

Dav1 wins

Pigeon to the face at around 110/120mph

DESTROYED his arai visor and covered him in all sorts of poo

He has pictures Thumbs Up

And his helmet and leathers insurance WONT pay out for his helmet - so be warned, you road-kill-makers!
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YUN · Traffic Copper Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Karma :

Charlie · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 May 2007 Karma :

They are tasty though!
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YUN · Traffic Copper Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Karma :

acwman · Spanner Monkey Joined: 14 May 2005 Karma :

mmmmmm... and there's not much waste left over Thumbs Up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm37e-LWPZQ Very Happy

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Ravo · Scooby Slapper Joined: 19 May 2007 Karma :

How about hitting a 300lb deer doing 50 at 3am? =\

YUN · Traffic Copper Joined: 08 Jan 2008 Karma :

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Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I've hit an old woman once, and a 15 year old lad, a few rats, doves, cats, hedgehogs, fox, pheasants and a wall ( but that won )
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ms51ves3 · Super Spammer Joined: 08 Jun 2007 Karma :

Here's a graphic image to illustrate.

https://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2481262/2/istockphoto_2481262_roadkill_rabbit.jpg

Laughing