My friends (female) calf. and jugs.

[Madmanx]

She was wondering what I thought of her calf , so I,m leaving it down to you guys
We need some imaginative suggestions!
i.e. Amputation,fairy lights,sunday roast. etc
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[sanchezz_182]

I find it Shallow and pedantic
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no sig, thats gay!!

[Madmanx]

Should she wear skirts, jodpours, or full body armour?
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[Paivi]

Liposuction?

It also looks like she's got Lyme disease...

Oh, and the carpet needs cleaning, or better, replacing. Perhaps some nice solid oak floors...
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My other bike's a Monster...

[Ariel Badger]

You killed a woman and are trying to prove she is still alive. It will not stand up in court but nice try.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Madmanx]

[Ariel Badger]

Call the cops, tell them you never meant to hurt her. You will be free to kill again in 10 years.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Madmanx]

[Phoenix]

3 different legs, none of which I particularly enjoyed seeing, nice Vicky Pollard trousers.

[Madmanx]

[freestyler_onli]

I was expecting to see a small cow.

Mooooooo

[Madmanx]

[freestyler_onli]

HA!

[Walloper]

She could make a wee 'move' on the clutter in that back room for starters.
We can do the epilation class later I'm sure.
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W-ireless A-rtificial L-ifeform L-imited to O-bservation P-eacekeeping and E-fficient R-epair

[Madmanx]

Lol That,s my leg and I,m not dehairing it.
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[bazza]

1½ lbs Veal Cutlets 700g
flour
3 tablespoon. grated Parmesan cheese 45ml
2 eggs
1 teaspoon. minced parsley 15ml
½ teaspoon salt 2.5ml
¼ teaspoon pepper 1ml

pinch of nutmeg
2 tablespoons milk 30ml
1 cup fresh breadcrumbs 250ml
6 tablespoons butter 90ml
4 slices lemon

Directions

Pound meat thin and dip in flour. Blend together cheese, eggs, parsley, salt, pepper, nutmeg and milk.

Dip cutlets into this batter, coat with crumbs and refrigerate for 1 hour.

Cook breaded cutlets in butter until golden brown on both sides.

Pour pan juices over cutlets and serve with lemon slices.


Oops. Wrong sort of calf.

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"That's it. You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college."
'98 Ducati 750SS, '08 Suzuki GSX650F ©2004-2014, Bazza's Harmless Banter

[Madmanx]

I prefer some breast.....fhhhfhhhfhhh With a little chianti and some flava beans.
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[ZRX61]

[nick606]

[ZRX61]

[Rookie]

[colin1]