Thieving Scum!

[JonB]

Went out last night with all me mates as we had just completed a couple of our essays (any excuse for a night out) Was having a brilliant time, went to a couple of pubs, then towards the end of the night went to this rock bar in the middle of Coventry.

We was having an amazing time, probably the best night out i've had at uni thus far and then there was this girl and this rather gay looking guy staring at all of us for a while, then she started dancing with all of us and gyrating round some of the lads, now at this point I was thinking, either she is your typical Cov slag and wants to go away with one of the guys or she is up too something.

She started chatting to some of my mates at the bar, think one of my mates might have bought her a drink.

Then I noticed her dithering about near all of our jackets and bags etc, I thought this aint right, so I just watched her for a while and I think she got the idea I was onto her, I turned round for a split second and my mate was like "Isn't that Jack's jumper?"

At this point I zoomed off like Linford Christie down the stairs and managed to catch her (i'm quite unfit now, so that was quite an achievement ) My mates were telling they had never seen me run so fast in my life LOL.

When I caught her, I grabbed the jacket and everything she had on her cause I was convinced that she had taken more. SURPRISE SURPRISE she had my mates top and one of our female friends bag with her purse and stuff in it. I went fvcking LIVID, i'm not a violent person at all, but I was basically shouting "You theiving little shit" or "you are complete and utter SCUM!" Over and over (remember at this point it was about 1 in the morning and I had been drinking since 7, so was very drunk, I kept repeating it like a madman, she was so fucking lucky that she was a girl as I would have smacked her one.

Funniest bit though was after this she came up to my face and said: - "What did you fucking call me?"

I just said "I think you are fucking scum, you typical Coventry slapper" or something to that effect and she just walked off, I was at least expecting a slap. Truth hurts I guess. All this time her mate was just stood there with her bag and in hindsight I bet he was the fucking ringleader and he is lucky I didn't have all of my faculties about me last night.

Only thing that is bothering me now is that I am being labelled a "hero" by my mates, but to be honest I think most people would do the same. Though to be fair if I was sober I probably wouldn't have given her such an earful, I bet on the CCTV camera's I look like your typical lager lout in town.

End of my story for today and my good deed for 2008.
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Was she hot?
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[Dragonfly]

Jon saves the day, you get a good few free pints for a while now I say. I didn't even get a thanks from that neighbor when I stopped her house being robbed.
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Fancy a stint as a Milk Monitor JB?
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[Shaun]

That aint the Guv, the grammar is too good and there isn't enough profanities for it to be him.

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Sould have done a Fred West.
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Fuck you Shaun you cock gobbling cunt trouncer,....,, i do'nt use profanitees and my grammar is fine.


I would have told her to suck me off and split the profits from the handbag 50/50 and given me mate his jumper back.

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